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The show starts on May 7

hopefully it will be a better season than last year.. I refused to watch it!!

This year I see Julie Goodwin is back.. not sure what role she has.... and Maggie of course

Probably a whole pile of folks I have never heard of but foodies will drool. Alas no Marco thanks to that fat pig cravat boy, maybe Ramsay will sort him out....

Please let this be about cooking

I’d like to know when will we get to the top of the tree where we have no more “better than previous years.” I’m tired of the hype that never delivers. I hope there are more interesting parts than those highlighted in the promos.

And what a silly comment from Nigella, “I’d fly from London for this.” She just did. Sheesh!

I’m going to give it a lash this year. I want to see what Prince Charles is doing on the show, and Mr Frocky likes the look of Nigella.

What the he'll is Charlie boy doing here

Lots of stupid dumb people
Gordon lays down the law

All the previous winners appear

Horrible kids are jumping up and down

Doesn't Julie look nice?

Crap I don't recognise these people

Oh Lord for a min I thought I recognised the tea towels. No

So. Three yes and you are in
Three noes out except if you have a gleam that suggests you have something..then u cook again

Tasting is done I mc kitchen..wasn't it always..dumb as usual

Dickhead woman. I am a Nona...crap. And your point..I am getting dumbness already...food looks good though..she is a bit of a drama seeker..annoys me already

So what do the 3 fat ducks think?
They look at eachother.. They like it
Gary keeps eating and gets Nona's mum..she is as bad but I like her

Dumb Nona is in

Gawd next is a queer from the north..Julie is being very nice and praises him. And how neat and organised he is..seems nice enough

He plates in front of tfd

George goes to front to watch. Reece splatters food on the plate..cravat calls Julie in to look..she likes...she tastes and Luke's more. Tfd eat

They discuss listening to Julie..cravat and guts love it immediately.. Gaz gives in. Reece is in

Adele a large loud woman
Some sort of chook butternut waffles
They eat.. She is in

Some mum...very pretty. Chloe..made some noodle from scratch. Gut guzzles. She is in

Clean Brett. Oh yum. Bug in cream sauce. A big yes

Daddy is making Indian gutz loves it
He is in
Craig. Bag of greens...mm lamb racks potato Rossi and more looks good
Don't like the look of the roster..looks crumbed...gaz not keen on him...lamb undercooked rosti wrong..cravat is kinder. But a big no..try again next year