MKR 2018

[Broadman]

The promos say tomorrow night.

I think it’s the Jordies because the botoxxies are on the bottom and would ptobably go anyway. If the botoxxies are sacked without the Jordies going, I’ll be very disappointed.

[Broadman]

But then, who knows what 7 will do for ratings.

[Mistyavalon]

it seems obvious that it is the jordies.. some of the horrible things that they have said... straight out personal attacks on physical appearance

[Mistyavalon]

so the entres are served.. but dear oh dear the dish i do not discuss is bleeding into everything else.. it looks awful... I call it justice

so entres are served....
people notice ... not helped by Henry who apologises for the presentation

jordies whinge and whine
vulgies say the tart looks nice... but we must wait till t he first bite
PM eat
Pete liked his no further discussion
Manu it could have been better the tart base needed butter.. texture no good

guests eat
botuxxies pastry is dry
mb missing the pepper thingy
vulgies not into pastry
jordies not t he most attractive dish
waussies say ultimate must be hard if they are s truggling

[Mistyavalon]

Manu asks Jazzie if she could live on a farm
yes of course how hard could it be it is just gardening only bigger hilarious
vulgies talk about killing chooks
Jazzie thinks she knows way too much about axes

and mains are served
vulgies complain about presentation
botuxxies are happy with chook

PM eat
manu had the chook... delicious perfectly cooked well s easoned spuds good.... but not enough mushroom in sauce
Pete.. wanted what manu had.. it just didin't look perfect.... too safe

[Mistyavalon]

guests eat
jordies are whining no mushies no lemon it is not enough
sooks liked the lamb but not exciting
Waussies take the plates out again she wants to show Henry she can clean ha ha
Henry is pleased to see them
they look at a collage of pics of henry and tease him Jazzie says she is gonna take it
anna asks if they know where henry's bedroom is and jazzy said I had enough trouble with the kitchen
off they go

[Mistyavalon]

guests discussing time factor sooks say it is probably like the elimination round
botuxxies said don't make the same istake as we did we overplanned it.. we would change it

but horseface said if you overplanned you would have got all your dishes out perfectly..if you planned it right adds adil

botuxxies hold your judgement till you get in that kitchen

adil we will be alright we always have been...we just work harder

botuxxies are you serious? yep and the other botuxxie said I take offense to that why do you think we don;t work hard? adil said well you know when you can actually cook as good as us talk........... botuxxies laugh and say I have yet to taste anything nice than you...
adil 52 so please put your tail between your legs and sit where you belong
Waussies are s tunned why is adil being so mean it is unnecessary

[Mistyavalon]

Botuxxies your score hasn't come out yet
Adil said I will beat 52 with my eyes closed
botuxxies I hope you don't have to sit there and eat your words..you have a long way to fricken fall
adil said whatever darling you might be a princess but we are the queens

cut to ad

[Mistyavalon]

dessert is served
oh dear they pick the faults with the pav, just by looking
seems pete has discovered it ..... it was hollow and dry the rhubarb was bang on...
manu perfection on a plate
guests like the lemon tart
but no-one is keen on the pav

guests judge
everyone but the horse faced jordies give a 7 and sooks an 8 jordies give 5
score of 48
horsebags say almost the botuxxies score

judges
entre Pete 6 Manu 6
main 5 8
dessert 3 10

total of 86
horsebags a 34 point difference a landslide and adil a landslide all the way out of the competition

[Mistyavalon]

oh hell I just sat through sunrise...........not a word... we were promised an interview and all we got were watch tonight... I am that fed up with it