MKR 2019

[Frocky]

I must have dozed off and missed the scoring so will look forward to the end of your blog. Last thing I remeber was the teams discussing what they were going to score and that was the end of me.

As for the catfight, poor blondie looked mortified after she said whatsername looks like a tranny. They probably all thought it. Just shows what drinking does, it certainly loosened blondie’s tongue.

[Frocky]

PM arrive and they note the smell too... love it
and bianca is annoyed when they interrupt her science
dear oh dear

Can you believe it? Did she actually expect Pete and Manu to wait while she finished showing off? Pfft. They arrive, you shut up. That’s how the show goes. They don’t stand in the doorway like stunned mullets waiting for a break in the conversation.

[Frocky]

My son and I text each other while watching the show. We have never made gnocchi from scratch and want to give it a lash. Have you tried making it Misty?

[Mistyavalon]

76some silly story by the psychic cougars about stealing a baby elephant cos they couldnt get into the VIP area .. no harm was done to the baby elephant!!!!

the kitchen.. omg do this do that... if you get the gnocchi mixture wrong you get cake

me frocky? me cook... ha ha ha ,,, nah I havent.. opening the packet is as far as i go..

[Mistyavalon]

guests say gnocchi is hard if you get it wrong.. not too much flour.... dont leave in too long or they get soggy/// frozen peas...............seriously... frozen peas?

anyway main is served
Manu says it is okay a bit disappointing
Pete is totally unimpressed with it

[Mistyavalon]

so guests eat
not overly impressed
perhaps a tiny bit of pancetta on the top says Milly
lil bit mushy says mum
they made basil pesto and added peas
psychic it was claggy
caro first taste yes third taste sighs my mouth is falling asleep
models feel they let themselves down

[Mistyavalon]

dessert on its way...mmmmm tiramis in a choc bowl

here come the fight

the aussie woman describes her first meeting with caro i thought you were a trans
caro ( I bet she is a trans) goes over the top... poor Saussie woman is aghast.. it was clear no insult is intended

Caro said I am very sensitive I wont forget this you hurt my feelings
Lynn is devastated... she wa just stating w hat everyone was thinking
One of the cougars said please accept her apology and poor Lynn walks out so embarrassed

Now I am going on record here. caro looks like a tran.... and that is no insult, it is a fact. and seriously what if she is.. so damn what? it is not the 1930s anymore. People do trans...

[Mistyavalon]

and then Lynn comes back
and Caro says done
( you get the feeling a lot more was said)
then t he models show the snakey side.....they are nice to Lynn when she comes back'..... back stabbers for sure

dessert is discussed. people hope that things are made from scratch

so dessert is served and omg it looks fantastic
trans is making faces at it

PM eat
Pete didint like presentation.. how do we eat it? oh shut up Pete.... it is fantastic... he wanted more tiramisu
Manu loved it.. but t he choc bowl he goes meh

what a crock it looks amazing

guests eat
I hea this is a knockout
bith models say it tastes like an easter egg
Sal wanted more mascarpone
milly too much cake
trans too wet.... do they ever agree?

[Mistyavalon]

scores
bitchmodels 6
trans and M 6
Saussies 7
Cricketers 8
old psychics 5
mum and son 8
barmen 8
48- 70

Pete entre 10 main 5 dessert 7
Manu 9 5 7

91

[Mistyavalon]

psychic and cougar and tarot cards!!!!
the mind boggles
mystic temptress is the name of restaurant
entre caramelised red onion and goats cheese tart
main coq au vin
bitch boi have never heard of it!
Dessert Sticky date pudding

restaurant looks lovely

off to the kitchen marinate chook and frenching drums
omg psychic calls it coq au vane dear oh dear