MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

bitch said she might be able to eat some of the food!!!!

waussies rolling she has it but he is making such a mess and his are so loose... flopping open and making a mess

twits doing the steak but pan not heating enough damn fools you have the pan sizzling and then add the steak.....

princesses are much better organised with the lamb.. but maybe too much chilli? carrots are good too..they are aware of how unhappy group two is and dont want to be part of elim

waussies chook a disaster...some cooking some not... now cutting them up and frying the chook in slices........dangerous!!!

baklava being rolled... Curtis turns up.... he approves of the dessert.. good choice for a lot of people. make sure it is spot on and not dry... they are gonna load the honey ( gross) I dunno but butter is the key to me

Curtis talks to slimes about cake.. dear oh dear olive oil instead of butter... just not the way I would do it

[Mistyavalon]

savoury team has five mins
princesses really happy

waussies a disaster..a total mess.... presentation is dreadful

twits cutting steaks... somehow they got it right.....

[Mistyavalon]

so the food is served
princesses up first and they are delighted
waussies up next ..alas not so good
and then twits who are very confident

target130 love the presentatio of princesses Pete and Colin praise it and love the way it has been cooked. Curtis loves the carrots.... mason want the recipe someone finds the carrot underdone.. one farmer is enjoying it as it is rare

now Waussies.. oooh it is dry bland and no wow factor..... sad people say dry not fine dining. rushed... guest a bit salty a bean grower is pleased to see it on plate

twits..... well saussies say it looks rushed.. like a kid had plated up Pete praises the beef.... Curtis is impressed too Cricketers ove it Saussies enjoy the taste bitchboi is not sure how it all marries together on the plate

farmers perhaps not as nicely presented but t he beef was great

[Mistyavalon]

slimes worried about the cake ... the temp on the ove is 50 deg lower they cut it.. it is still raw less than ten to go.. back to oven.....

pinks happier with the baklava......

omg you shuld see the slop that is the lava cake.. slime said not fine dining... never a truer word said.

pinks plating and are really trying hard to make it look pretty

slimes plating...... looks messy like something you would get at a school cafeteria...guests agree it is a disaster and after what t hey did yesterday....

Pinks arrive I dunno seems to be on the wrong size plate to me and a flat plate too.....

[Mistyavalon]

slimes worried about the cake ... the temp on the ove is 50 deg lower they cut it.. it is still raw less than ten to go.. back to oven.....

pinks happier with the baklava......

omg you shuld see the slop that is the lava cake.. slime said not fine dining... never a truer word said.

pinks plating and are really trying hard to make it look pretty

slimes plating...... looks messy like something you would get at a school cafeteria...guests agree it is a disaster and after what t hey did yesterday....

Pinks arrive I dunno seems to be on the wrong size plate to me and a flat plate too.....

[Mistyavalon]

so they eat the slimes cake moist but undercooked says Pete Curtis flavour is good but it is not honouring the farmers
around the table is yours cooked? four grapes is that honouring farmers// like eating the batter out of a bowl...
not so sure the farmers are impressed

baklava.... Pete unimpressed the other two like it. pete says it is weak some people on the table like it... more honey perhaps..... target130 would send it back is the apple an afterthought?

farmers were more impressed

[Mistyavalon]

scoring

twits got an 8 from one baklava a nine from one.... the rest is just a babble.... generally they feel it is not fine dining


so who got farmers choice princesses.... and also judges best dish
safe from sudden death and receive a voting bonus

the least favoured dishes were the two desserts and the chook

and the worst dish? the Waussies.. you should see the look on their faces

I am upset t he slimes got away with it

[Mistyavalon]

so group two is up tonight..... group two are so upset by the actions of the slimes.. understandably.. the whole competition is feeling bad except the slimes of course

waussies are interested to see who will face them in a challenge

group two at one of the sailing clubs and their task is to feed them a stylish seafood dish.... bitches go well that's us out. the sailors are out raising money for a charity and will be given a good meal when they dock
group one and judge will score.... sailors choice and judges do the weakest dish

a new chef with 6 restaurants,,,, sean someone...they all know who he is..omg you should see the array of seafood

bitches decided on pasta with prawns
Saussies tuna with smashed spuds and proscuito wrapped asparagus
mmmm trouble is it is very windy and they are on an outside stove
cricketers chargrilled calamari with tabouli and baba ghanoush ( gross)
barmen poached salmon mousse with garlic and lemon grass prawns///mmmmm asian dish French technique
the menu is read.. looks good... they note troubles. princesses say cook the tuna in one piece and then slice

[Mistyavalon]

target 130 Spiced Salmon with Avocado Salsa and Asparagus I hear harissa.... shrugs they love it and are very confident

bitches prawn fettuccine...guests feel that cooking pasta for t hat many people in the heat is very risky

Mason barramundi with potato and lobster croquettes and lime and dill mayo. chef pops in the check on them.... a lot to do in an hour he warns
guests talk elim.. pinks said you dont want to go into the round with someone who has been there. slimes you want to face the worst team of group two

Princesses strategic scoring is unfair people have busted their guts to provide a good dish you must score of the food.. we are here for the food

then slimes start crapping on it was clear they thought they were going to win... but when we had the 20 points to play with we realised we had to do something or we would be picked off one by one

so did you vote strategically yes we did Pinks faces crash Waussies look sad. and then they say we protected our group .. twits says we don't need it yes you do you are not the strongest cooks...... i cannot believe the pinks thought they won that honestly..... the looks on the faces

[Mistyavalon]

teams working hard..... bitches arguing
cricketers and mason good
barmen sounding good
looks like saussies are in trouble only one of the burners is working thanks to the wind...hope they can fix it

slimes keep saying it is a competition we want to win....... but no one is buying it you have put a target on us...... you punished a team who did no wrong. waussies said we didn't ask you to do it.. now we might be out if group two do the same and who could blame them!