MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

salad fixed Sal is plating

Waussies behind..... she yells do this that etc....... she lightly dresses the salad
neither dish really appeals to me/ I guess the wagyu cos i love it

and out go the entres
princesses say flat bread is the wrong type of bread
people start eating..
crickets needs more sauce meat cut too thickly
twits dont like the marrow.. the whole meal is inconsistent
I hear good tasty the brushetta is a hit.. slime says the bread works the dish really works

princesses call it mush on mush go buy the baguette
mason not overly impressed with waussies

[Mistyavalon]

oh god mortadella Italian devon........... blah
omg I thought she Waussie was playing with dog turds.. no it is dessert
ha ha

Saussies happy with the parma.. it is in the oven

he makes gremolata while she makes the tarts

oh no.... she pours all the rice in the bowl into the pan and the stupid boy hadn't measured it out.. winging it... more liquid needed

[Mistyavalon]

be interesting to see if they get away with it.........
their meat is falling off the bone

bitchboi looking forward to the parmy.... son wants a chicken one with chips... ha ha

Sal makes a paremson twist

she is making the pistachio cake.. dont skimp on the lemon he says

these two work well... always asking eachother...

pinks keen on the osso buco
oh god shut up princesses... you would think they are the only ones to make a risotto

Colin tastes the risotto .. not there yet more stock yet again

saussies taste the eggplant parmy... peppery he says...but they like it...they start plating

waussies plate.. but the risotto is not cooked....

[Mistyavalon]

so out go those mains

everyone notices the risotto is not cooked and the sauce is like a soup
where is the marrow and bone ask princesses

ha ha ha Pinks are chomping away
bitchboi is in heaven with the parmy
target the dish was made with the heart
son wasnt keen on the salad
bianca loved the meat but hated everything else

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desserts
off they go.. mmm look at that Lindt chocolate
barmen looking forward to the choc tart
oh shut up princesses... god it is like a broken record.. she is whining about cheap milk choc

Saussies onto the cake

guests ma wants the syrup cake....
boy pink whines about the cake... and the tart.....

while they wait the new twist.. they have found them houses in which to cook... and there will be two teams in the kitchen.. if your open house is the lowest you cook again here
first slimes and Barmen

[Mistyavalon]

well that will be fun! pity whoever gets the twits or princesses...
you need teams with half a brain who know to work together

they try the choc tart.. good flavour but it is a bit dry.. put the tart on top of the sauce and hope it soaks up

saussies try the cake.. mmm not enough lemon... and they have run out of syrup... she makes some lemon juice and water and drizzles it.. it is beautifully plated

and desserts are served

[Mistyavalon]

tart looks good too

even princesses approve

the tart is dry and breaks apart.... not sweet enough for barmen
pinks aren't keen either
even target say too strong
princesses like the sambucca

barman adore the syrup cake
pinks like it

scoring
7 7 6 9 we heard
now princesses 6 and 7 and 7 and 6 to both
Mason 8 7 for saussies 5 and 8 for Waussies

[Mistyavalon]

Waussies

entre Pete 6 Manu 7
main Pete 6 manu 6
desserts Pete 7 Manu 7

39 plus guests 63 102


Saussies
entre Pete 9 Manu 8
main Pete 7 Manu 6
dessert Pete 8 manu 8

46 plus guests 86

they are safe
bye bye Waussies

[Mistyavalon]

all right trouble from t he start slimes want someone in charge ie them and barmen dont agree... one said I will take over if necessary... oh dear.. Ibby is going whacko over the table settings//// very industrial...not my taste/// cement on the wall

who is going to be the head chef asks slimes//// we need to have a control system.......

restaurant is called spice boys
so 40 entres mains and desserts
new kitchen
new people

entre Coconut curry mussels with flat bread
lots of cleaning to do.. barmen are doing that
slime makes the bread
barmen starts peeling 50 cloves of garlic for the curry paste
ibby making stock for main Roasted Pork belly with Ras el Hanout Apple sauce and Fennel and mint salad.....good lord ( yuck)
he believe that they are all responsible for all the food. and wants everyone to taste everything

dessert Mango pudding with caramelised pineapple.. omg i will have to go to KFC if I eat there.. how vile

[Mistyavalon]

now the pork belly ibby has it laid out and is drying it.. he wants a hair dryer. and slimey has one..... seriously and now they are using the hairdryer on the pork..... he asks barmen for help... cut the pork down it is way too big for the trays.... get it on in the next ten mins

Along come PM who are greeted and then back to kitchen PM get to do t he greeting of the guests..... hmm very uncomfy chairs
Barmen go and serve drinks and slime too.....

team arrive twits say 10 per cent failure because of barmen - turd. princesses know there will be a clash
cooks greet everyone and off to the restaurant.... Pink looks nice.... hmm dont do warehouse
twits said only thing spicy about spice boys is their bullshit

everyone but Bianca get up and sing a spice girls song. Pat loves it