MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

saussies Macadmia Brownie Biscuit sandwich with praline and strawberries

slimes Maple Bacon and peanut butter biscuits with bruleed banana and bacon crumb

bitches choc and hazelnut biscuit with Chocolate mousse and Berries

targets white chocolate rocky road cookie with banana and peanuts revolting!!!

cricketers in trouble they need to mince beef and the mincer is not working

[Mistyavalon]

all right then so they decide to chop it is finely as they can... imagine there only being one mincer available

princesses Peruvian cookies with cinamon cream and grilled pineapple.. ditch the pineapple

twits Pistachio Shortbread with spiced Creme Angaise and Rhubarb Compote

slimes say they woul hate to see twits face everyday at Coles...I sure would hate to see theirs

no real dramas... targets feel they dont have time to fry bananas.. it doesnt say fried bananas. so the tall one suggests it and the other says I can do it . you always do this to me..... hmmmmm

[Mistyavalon]

and along comes Colin...............
shaking his head at the targets.... muttering a bout banana... Veronica simply refuses to change anything

oh dear Piper keeps going on we wont have time but V is not changing

last ten mins......

mad plating up

look some of these htings look great... but they are not t he sort of thing that will fit into a packet of biscuits

so out goes the food to the people.. ha ha some people just look at them and wont try the food.. princesses are quite put out!!!

oh dear targets still not ready piper is bitching about Veronica.. pipar hates the way it looks..people are not too keen.. well white chic.. I ask you!

[Mistyavalon]

so judges
bitches first and they both love it.. beats me how the hell that would fit into a biscuit packet

people make faces at targets PC are not enthralled to put it politely.. cookie is dry and sweet

Saussies looks good
Judges eat Mason... love the look of it says pete looks like a small meal. Colin really likes it.... so dies Pete

Saussies PC love it rich chocalety decadent everything you want in a brownie.. people love it

now Barmen
looks nice.. i would eat it in a heartbeat chewy chocalety they love it

twits PC.... Pete cookies are beautiful Colin likes the rhubarb... they love it one of the guests said I would give it an 8

Peruvians.. PC... cookie a bit dry... mixed together it is good.

cricketers Colin says crackers are sad... pete very crispy salty they put it together.... it is nice..... guests like it

slimes PC are not fans.. the combinations dont work....

[Mistyavalon]

so how did they go
who won the guests choice
who is going to Coles>

the Saussies!!!!!

the weakest dish goes to the targets and you should see Piper.. she dumps on Veronica.... people are just totally stunned..... josh calls piper a botoxed filled snake... peruvians are aghast.

so they also have a penalty

should be good

[Mistyavalon]

so Newtown what t he princesses call hipster Central no.. grotty dirty place with great restaurants and pub.. for everyone

twits make inane comments about herb oil and candles

Young Henrys is a craft beer place... and today they are using beer ale anything you want

two rounds
first round half cook half taste
second round swap

stinkers get a lousy ten minn time penalty

[Mistyavalon]

first round cooks
slimes princesses twits and stinkers and saussies
slimes spiced Lamb and Ale Gozleme... mmmmmmmm

twits beer braised Pork Spare ribs with coconut rice

Saussies Chicken and Stout Pie with smashed peas

stinkers who are waiting tens mins.... guiness beef stew with roast potatoes

princess beer battered chook tacos with spicy asian salad

[Mistyavalon]

Colin fusses around the teams

no disasters right now...oh twits the know it all ribs kings.. the meat is not caramelising.... so they toss it in the pan

the stinkers start crying as they hand food out begging for good scores

PC eat princesses food most like it... a bit overcooked say mason

Saussies net PC seem t o like it... barmen a bit bitter.. banca developed a lot of flavours barmen beer not cooked out enough
people like it

slimes pete loves it Colin agrees barmen too cricketers say too small for a main... Bianca wants ten of them

stinkers to the table while they eat they can hear her saying to guests Karma please give us a ten

twits someone says I dont want to eat it by the look of it/ PC are shaking heads... pork is dry too ambitious for time guests ag

[Mistyavalon]

round 2
cricketers Dukha crushed Lamb with beetroot hummus and Motorcycle Oil sauce

Mason Pork Schnitzel with thick cut chips and Mushroom Beer and garlic Sauce mmmmm

bitches Lamb Yeeros with feta Potatoes and Tzatiki


barmen beer braised Sausage with Potato Gratin and Pale Ale Sauerkrat
mmmm

[Mistyavalon]

barmen in trouble nothing will be ready on time. they try the oven

pat stuffs up the garlic stuff.. bianca yells I told you to wait.. she kicks him out of the kitchen almost.... she won't talk to him

they are seving the people

then bitches go to the table bread is a bit doughy said Pete..

more later