MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

she is not deboning the quail all she says is no time then why pick those dishes

cricketers and slimes have double votes. slimes swear they will score on food

stinkhag says you want your friends to do well Princesses are not buying it.. that is strategic voting. stinkhag keeps saying vote on food but no one is buying it

twit a leaopard doesn change its spots, she just refills it with botox

[Mistyavalon]

menus are read
of course princesses know everything except what the agedashi means

bitches worried that the asian stuff is risky
barmen feel they are having trouble with sorbet will it freeze in time?

the gyozas are taking too long and she keeps shoving Sal away... my cook my rules... she fries them instead of steaming them...

barmen are using mushrooms as noodles

[Mistyavalon]

so food is ready and out it goes.. the gyoza looks good but hub says it will be dry ...

stinkhag raves on and on about the barmen.. oh I cant wait to try it
prins like it twits hate it shut the fuck up s tinkhag
cricketers love the gyoza twits say pastry too thick but great food
bianca says they made their own.... the food and taste is amazing
stinkhag jus goes on and on about how good it is

mum is not impressed with barmen
twits say it is like a fish was thrown into the broth a nd then taken out

stink hag keeps going on

people look aghast.. noone agrees with them

[Mistyavalon]

so onto fish curry for barmen combo of both their mum's recipes

and saussies onto their dish
he likes it she says too salty she wants sugar and lime he is against lime

cricketers hope that the main is just as good

stinkhag says the dish is confusing and the last open house score was a one...

oh dear the damn quail is raw

[Mistyavalon]

oh hell into the oven to see if they can get that quail done

the fish tastes wonderful barmen think

out goes the food
oh it is amazing says you know who it then sticks its nose in it... oh wonderful

prins love saussies cooked t perfection

ma loves it too
of course stinkhag underccoked and dry and soggy salad... the bitch the stinky bitch

so twits say if barmens food is bad will you be honest or will you stick to your agenda the hag said it was wonderful

dessert is underway banana spring rolls good
sorbet not set
Colin hovers

[Mistyavalon]

how to fix the sloppy mess okay liquid nitrogen to the rescue
slimes and stinkhags slag off the banana spring roll

count down

out it goes

mmm I can hear the crunch for the banana.. everyone but stinkhag loves them

slimes and princesses both make faces at barmen's dessert.. of course
stinkhag calls banana mushy.....
they feel that barmens dish was a mouthful of sour offensive says bianca

sluthag adores it and raves and slimes and twits tell us what she is doing

[Mistyavalon]

scoring
slimes double points
barmen 6 6
saussies 7 7

cricketers double points
barmen 8 8
saussies 8 9

Pete entre 10 main 9 dessert 4
Manu entre 10 main 9 dessert 4

46
bianca freaking out over entree cos no one liked it

pete entre 7 main 6 dessert 5
Manu entre 7 main 6 dessert 4

35 oh dear

barmen 59-90 from teams 105
saussies 69-90 104

oh how sad for saussies
Ma comments on how angry Vic looks..... he is furious at such a low score form guest teams

Bye bye lovely Saussies

[Mistyavalon]

Todays and tomorrows shows are mainly about all the infighting that is gong on/ fascinating to watch of course.. very hard to blog... but hang in there I will get it all done eventually

[Mistyavalon]

we are in Newcastle in the cricketers home for the ultimate instant restaurant rounds

two of everything today
entre one octopus with romescu sauce
two duck with mushrooms mmm both those sound good

main one pork with braised cabbage and mustard sauce
two roasted lamb rack with sweet potato pure and Asparagus
instant restaurant is a cricket theme of course
dessert one honey and macademia tart with
dessert two crap gotta go more later

[Mistyavalon]

dessert one honey and macademia tart with vanilla bean ice cream
dessert two upside down grape and rosemary cake
the twits cannot cope with dessert 2 making too many inane comments
paralel universe why would it be upside down and why rosemary??

mason are really looking forward to tonight
slutface is going on about how close the group is with a few exceptions. but they are few and far between

guests arrive and are escorted to restaurant

pat makes a toast to final 8