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Sorry Misty but I'm not impressed with the show. Watched because it is Marco, but spent too long with HK USA.

righto.. I haven't watched anything yet...'

Hub and are are flat chat and I have a cold... I will see what I can cime up with 2mrw

well I dunno what you were expecting Broady... it seems fine to me

Please blog anyway Misty. Thanks.

the show starts with contestents chattering to eachother about who they are and what they do and of course Marco.... that's a tad boring for me
I am hear to see Marco and his knives!!!

the usual array of silly young woman, a rather interesting older woman an of all things david oldfield!!! we have willy mason.. I do hope he won't hit people!!!

then Marco arrives and asks everyone why they are here/// oh goodness some are honest, I want to win for my charity goes down well with Marco.. a lot of other responses just elicit a wrong from Marco.

it will be scatty Traveller,,,

Marco has soon weeded out the wankers.... some silly woman has tickets on herself.. I am already annoyed with her.. I think Marco feels she is dog poo on his shoe.

to be honest I am not into celebs... some of you may far more about them than I do

then we get a whole pile of shots of Marco.. good lord dare I say hairnet??? when he was young he had a mass of long hair which would have gotten into the food I am sure

the first challenge... 15 mins to cook an egg dish... now that is simple enough...if you do it properly... nice crambled eggs and bacon... toast... add a tom and mushies...

for those who know what a big hulk of a man Willy Mason is.. he really looks hilarious with the blue scarf around his head

well apparently most of what is cooked doesn't meet his approval
one dish is called a crime scene, another gets it looks like a horror movie

the old blondie Debra.... has her heart set on an omellete
Marco makes well you are messy.. why dont you get a larger bowl comments
the guy from t he chaser hasn't ever cooked eggs nor has he eaten them..... dear oh dear

some long haired blonde is also doing an omellete... she lives in an hotel and doesn't cook... Marso mutters something under his breath

he then calls her dish a dishcloth....so she says I will do a fried egg and Marso stands over it what are you doing now.. it doesn't look like a fried egg he wants butter.... oh this is hilaroous

chaser is having fun turning knobs on salt and pepper. um how much he wonders.... seriously

Debra's omellette meets w ith approval

but the stupid hag on melb housewives cops abuse... oh dear how quickly I make enemies

more later

Great blog. Seems interesting. Already the knives are flying.

so who is te winner

the silly haggy woman is sure it is hers... he calls it a horror movie and refuses to taste it
he asks david about his dish .. my kids love it he says Marco refuses to taste it
Marco questions the young blonde about parsley.. she said are here two s ides hell it is parsley
omg Marco has the knife.... he says it is not the worst one...
he cuts into another gg. I think it looks awful.. Marco disagress

the next dish looks like a crime scene.. it is Wally Lewis kid
Mason has a huge plate.. Marco says I can see why you are so big.. Willy said hey it is a small meal for me

Debra wins.. he likes Debra.... she gets a prize for late