Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:43 am

now sunday night of course they had to change the time.. so I don't know how much I have

petitf says she wants to impress and not piss Marco off'

todays challenge cook a beautiful piece of salmon.... it must be pink however you do it

deb cooks salmon a lot but is scared of the stove now so decides to ceviche it in lime juice.. she gets Issy to squeeze the limes for her.. he obliges

Lewis is feeling confident
Sam sees frypans she is gonna wrap in foil marinate and steam it

Gaz is treating it like chook..... the way he likes.. Marco does not agree.......gaz is pissed you didint say to cook it how you like it....

Marco says that sam is using a high risk strategy

Issy still has no idea what he is doing.... eg he is going to marinade without drenching it ..lol

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:58 am

marco scares the hell out of Issy by watching. he is hopeless but so nice.. he offers Deb help .. he doesn't know about ceviche... Marco calls it clever

gaz is seriously a silly boy

Marco says to petit you are very consistent.. um........... she adds asparagus and is proud of it.. I think it is a bit messy

marco is twirling his knife........ he cuts sams and says perfect.
petit... david s ays asparagus is over the top Marco s ays you don't know when to stop he praises the salmon
Jess gets perfect
David perfect
Lincoln... a little overcooked.. you tried to hard
Gaz... one side burned...but lovely inside
Deb.... Marco is very impressed..... clever the timing is perfect..
someone mutters teachers pet
willy.... Marco praises it. I am more surprised than you
Issy,,,first time ever cooked fish.. Marco says very good.p;

and you will never believe it Issy is the winner. Deb is so dlighted for him. Marco praised the use of soy and coriander.. so subtle.. it really enhanced it.

so you are spared last chance cook off

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:35 am

now it is on the menu... Marco is confitting it
uses the zest oh my his skill with the knife
now he does it with olives

then he takes the pith off and cuts some wedges.. sprinkles wedges and capers and zest over it and some herbs......

right Marco asks pettit how she is and she says well and I am looking forward to working with you.. he says hmmmmm.. he tells her t o make her fingers work as fast as her lips.

sam hassles David about him being a sex symbol.. he just answers her in his usual monotone she says this is not being a sex symbol.. he then says have you got a man in your life she gets all flustered and says no I am not hitting on you..... he said w e will have to find you a young upwardly mobile young man who is not a love rat... hilarious

and that is about where the recording ended

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:40 pm

poor petit!!!

poor Issy.. Willy basically says back to the corner,,,,, only bother us when needed

10 more couples tonight
blue team w ith less must work as a team more than ever

Marco keeps yelling how long over and over like a broken record he tells petit to go and get the plates and clean the plates.. but as usual she is getting confused and even telling Marco he is wrong.. oh dear......
Deb is very controlled issy is going whacko and she talks to him like a silly child.. not mean just firm.. Maco yells stop wating my time... Deb takes over asking folks to do one thing or another Marco approves


sam is getting yelled at by t he sous chef. he keeps saying it is not rested.... she c arries on like a twit. this is a kitchen not a kindergarten he says again do y ou want help and she throws a hissy fit.

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:49 pm

the stupid hag is still going on when he comes back.. Marco w ould be worse he warns her. but seriously this girl was never slapped.....

marco keeps telling Issy to get t o it but no one really needs him.. he goes back t o Deb and she shoes him back t o the boys and t hen Marco shoos him back... hilarious.. he is worried that Deb will cop it

petit feels she is good at what she does she drives people mad w ith ques.... someone says oh go get t he plates... can't find them
david tries to t ell her how to get t hem seriously she is a nut case..... Marco is screaming at her.... she is getting it all wrong. he pulls her off the pass and sends Sam to do it......

what is petit doing now??????????

oh dear you should see willy's face I remember when he played for t he Roosters... ferocious.. Deb is a bit slow and they can't understand the problem..... Willy is beginning to mouth off..... Deb calls Issy back t o carry the trays

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:12 pm

Issy is being hassled by willy... scary'
david leaves his post and goes to sing happy birthday
willy calls him a tool

so they all start scoring
Marco asks the teams how they went// issy stood up for the boys Marco s aid oh they protected you
red team slammed petit over the plates are you serious she asks

each team scores 7.5...so now what? he chooses one from each side and then will pick one to go to last chance cook off

so blue team//// it is deb.... the boys carried them.. she is cool with it... he has no choice she says
so red team///of course it is petit

so who of those two??? Petit of course.. you were a butterfly again

Marco said don't cry Deb... you hurt your hand

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:31 pm

right then Mon night..

we are off to the fish markets apparently Marco has a thing about fish markets

someone says it smells like willy's armpits
deb says she loves the smells it is refreshing

He shows them how to prep seafood

Marco and his knife make s hort work
oh my marron twist t he head and pull ...so much easier
then crab... fascinating.... she shows how to crack the shell with the heel of the knife.. break don't shatter

so gaz wants out but Deb says man up Willy calls him a sissy so he says okay.... he will do the marron

Deb starts on prawns David too..... quality and quantity Marco says
Sam and willy on the oysters... damn hard work..Sam seems to be doing better than Willy

right marron.. both are messy''

crab oh lord petit and Issy go at it.. Issy making a hash of it.... petit doing better..oh my that crab looks good

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:43 pm

prawns blue team
oysters sam from read beat willy by one
marron equal numbers.. but guts left in gazza.. red team win
petit and Issy..the claw is the go.. petit's wins

red teams prize... there are 70 covers... the red team can say 20 if they want..... David says we will split it...35 each Marco says you went for safe not bold

Petit is on t he floor making prawn cocktails for the whole restaurant
Marco teaches her how to do it then David says to petit open wide and he puts the prawn cocktail in. she said the whole thing was gross.. I think she meant David not the cocktail

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:52 pm

David gives petit a kiss at her station and Sam shudders

Petit is having t he time of her life serving up the prawn cocktails...
Marco gets David to call an order away
some of the girls are a bit snarky about h er ...saying she is eying off the businessmen

and then a stupid looking woman approaches the pass. Asian woman..... saying it was frozen.... David knows it is rubbish... Marco tells her to stop making a fool of herself and she keeps telling him to taste it.... ( bet it is staged) he gives her short shrift and she storms off... Jess and Sam try it and rave over it....
now gaz is angry with Issy who can't manage to cut a piece of lamb.... it is hilarious to watch

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Re: Quick hide the knives..Marco is at the pass

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:17 pm

somehow Issy finds himself at t he pass and starts giving orders.. he is funny
David is not faring so well and is confusing the red team


finally Marco roars back in and takes over... David is lost..finally Marco sorts it

Desserts
gaz is so frustrated with Deb.. good cook too slow
Marco screams for Ladle and then says that is a spoon not a label

linc's mum appears and says you must beat willy do not let him win... dad said you can't come home if you do.... the expression on willy's face is priceless

the Willy teases Issy who is chatting to a girl and Deb tells him to stop... leave him alone... hilarious...all sorts of silliness ensue they insist he gives her a kiss

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