MKR 2018

[Mistyavalon]

PM arrive , menu is read, orders taken and then the fighting starts again
botuxxies discuss what they want and admit they are not sure what a betel nut is
jordies snigger behind fans and say
you don't know anything about anything you don't even know how to cook
botuxxies say nothing

then the jordies say they have cooked betel leaf and have eaten it
manu asks about this recipe..yes she said but don't know if it was called this

botuxxies say it seems sooks have nothing to worry about from jordies in relation to vietnamese food.

[Mistyavalon]

that smell is amazing say jordies, the serious cooks, the ones who can actually cook, the ones who belong in the competition...just saying

botuxxies try and stay calm... trying not to explode. they say that sooks use traditional methods

jordie they are so dumb, they don't know a thing about food
wassies say jordies are trying to stir botuxxies up
jordis this is what a s trong confident woman looks like.. not an elcheapo princess
botuxxies say of you cook this food all the time and you have been to vietnam you should know what it tastes like

then adil makes her fingers go yap yap yap
then one of botuxxie said I was just thinking about those people
and adil said those ones the ones who are gone ( musta been an edit here) botuxxie gets up and walks out saying i can't take this...adil said bye
then sit down and horseface adds sit down you think you are a princess but a real princess wears diamonds not cubic zirconias....you think you are funny and then adil chow now big girl blow fish..other one freaks and says you look like papa gump ( whatever that is)
then adil recommends a dr for the older botuxxie and she falshes back well you need a dr you have serious issues

and then adil says he can fix you up,, your ugly face

People are stunned and then it is on again
botuxxies my ugly face then if that is what he is done to yours
them well we look natural you look all blown up
people are so uncomfy
botuxxies said we are waiting for entre now, you have just ruined everyones meal

[Mistyavalon]

the entre is ready but they have been told to wait, not everybody is at t he table yet
waussies ask Adil not to be so rude not necessary
she goes blow fish blow fish
Vics say please have respect
she doesn't care and flashes her arms around
guests worried about the food
Pete says we are here to judge the food asks for respect and adil goes I can't wait
botuzzie returns
and adil starts again these people have no right to be in the top eight, they can't cook
Manu says adil
waussies says Adil stop talking
Adil goes you stop talking, why are you talking
waussies who do you think you are
adil who do you think you are, don't you get involed, keep your mouth closed and out of it
other waussie you have involved us you started yelling at t he
table

[Mistyavalon]

Josh tries girls it is kim and suongs home
adil I dont care shut up josh don't get involved
have respect he said
I will come for you
don't threaten me
then horse face goes I will come for you and you and you because you a re all disrespectful assholes
Manu said enough
she keeps calling them assholes
Manu finally tells them that t hey are excused f rom the table
no worries they say and leave
Anna is so relieved
the whole table is
Manu said this is the last.. be adults
adil said lets get in t he car those girls are pathetic
guests try and be happy and welcome the food
pm eat
manu loved his betel nut
pete had the soup and adored it

guests eat
truffles love the soup
vulgies like it too
miamiblues rave over the s alad
waussies loved the sop and said the balls were full of flavour

[Mistyavalon]

well that's the trouble over.. the guests discuss what happened... the vulgies were very nice.... you tried to avoid trouble they said
so onto mains
Pete goes to kitchen to explain
guests are all playing with fans and making silly faces
Henry admits he likes being nude in the farm
waussies very keen!!!

mains are served
pm eat
Manu enjoyed it wanted more tamarind sauce was too thick
Pete fish was great....too much rice, soaked up sauce

guests eat
vics like it
vulgies moist but has no flavour, too much oil
waussies loved the lobster

[Mistyavalon]

desserts are served
Pm eat
manu not keen on his dessrt... jelly good and coconut sauce good
Pete not good, stuffed up the ice cream, it was a disappointment

guests eat
no one seems impressed with any of them

[Mistyavalon]

judging

Vics 7
mb's 5
truffles 7
vulgies 7
waussies 7
botuxxies 6
plus the average of all scores for fairness since jordies are gone
39- 46

entre Pete 10 Manu 9
main 7 8
dessert 1 4
85 good... havent beaten truffles

[Frocky]

Those girls were so nasty and disrespectful tonight. Channel 7 should never have let it go so far.

[Mistyavalon]

well from what I heard... unnamed of course but I think it was Anna, was that what went to air was nothing compared to what w as actually said.

i bet the horsefaces will be back

[Frocky]

I hope not. They crossed the line. If personal insults had been hurled at them, no doubt they would have pulled the racist card. Regardless of what you think of someone, you don’t insult them like that. Those Jordies made me see red