Masterchef 2018

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:48 pm

Sarah and jess start writing it all down.......

as she watches jenny gets worried....

reece tries to explain what it looks like.....
what no mobile phones???

brendan fidgets as he waits.. to him this is a waste of time

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:11 pm

oh blue devil is a spicy thistle

it seems both teams are doing okay ..they are both working well
Red team concerned for the puree
blue tean the consomme

whatever,,, lol I just cant really get excited.. it isn't boring just not interesting enough to type it...no one is doing anything dumb or smart.. ah now wait Ben has cooked the fish and they want it a little less cooked

no what oh the stupid carrot bag has split

someone has zuch all over their face... now it is getting good ha ha

and time is up

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:12 pm

so red team serves main
totally different looking dish, might all be there.. but hers looks like something you would serve to your kids...te chef says there is a lot good about it
gaz it eats well good flavours but his puree is so much stronger....
gutzy says a ratio problem chef agrees

so now it is the blue teams turn.... omg it is almost a replica
smooth carrot puree visually amazing
they eat it.... gaz is impressed with the fish....stock is good.. puree is good says the chef..

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:38 pm

apparently something is wrong with the reds dessert

so have to make another batch..Reece said he will use his instincts on this one

blue dessert omg again almost perfect replica
does it taste good? gutzy likes it original chef finds a few little errors
cravat says if we didn't have the original we would never know

red's dessert okay quite a good replica one has the peach upside down and the other has it the other way. flavours are there exactly and the chefs are happy with it

so who won? red won dessert blue won main how to split the chef was asked which dish most closely resembled it is looks and taste... Red team win

blue team to elim

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:24 pm

all right so Curtis stone is here... did you know he set up his own butchery in LA? Wasn't happy with t he sort of butchers hey have...

so the blue team line up and there is a pile of meat.... they have to guess what cut is what.

2 rounds pick the meat, based on how it looks...pick a knife... that is the order .. first four to miss go to elim

jenny lamb rack tick
thanh lamb shank tick
Brendan lamb neck tick
Aldo pork belly tick
chicken tandoori
chirizo
pork chop
chicken maryland
tripe
drumstick
black pudding
pork fillet
chloe sausages,, yes but what sort? pork and fennel No
sarah says porkcetta but alas wrong it is pancetta
rissoles
Jess is out when she says pork thigh
porterhouse steak

thanh goes blank brisket.. gutzy says you a re gonna risk it on the brisket
he says brotwust...... wrong it is the Cumberland
so bredand chloe sarah jess...

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:33 pm

round two rib of beef

he shows them how to beak it down.... a quick french and the a quick slice through standing roast then shows how to do scotch fillet be damned if I can show it... lovely medallions then his fave the spinallis.. hub and i look at eachother... never heard of it

go for it
gutzy is talking tarare half smoked hafe raw

jess thinking the medallion for the beef salad.. and she is lost as to how to cut it
Sarah rib eye w ith the bone... yep hard to beat.....

curtis shows a new way to cook... cook f or a few then rest cook for a few and then r est..... hub and I go..... but we barely cook it. hmmmm

brendan is going with the spinnallis... some sort of Jamaican dish I think

chloes is doing noodles from scratch... dan dan i thik he likes it but says how will you hero the steak, she says I will mine it we almost pass out so does curtis he stammers it is a premium cut

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:58 pm

she persists.............seriously.. w hat a criminal offence.... I don't care what it ends up tastig like............

good lord Jess is making a sort of birds nest to hold the beef... clever

Curtis seems impressed with what Brendan is doing.. he warns make sure it is really nicely rested

for sure there is gonna be a disaster...

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:06 pm

omg............................... I am looking at Sarahs steak too well done for me.. but it is a good medium rare and I could eat it.... such a good piece of steak

brendan cuts the steak and i melt in bliss he says it needs more no I scream no... it is beautiful...he puts it on again no no no

sarahs dish looks superb

the gallery insist Jess try the dressing again .it is a b it sweet... nothing can be done

stupid stupid brendan.... he is rushing the plating now.... oh well I guess some people like their meat cooked....

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:52 pm

Judges get hold of it

sarah so what do they think?

curtis likes the style and loves the huge piece of meat
cravat blathers a bit
they eat it gaz you would have to share it what a treat
cravat likes it

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:35 pm

brendan is up next
gaz looks at it .. it is blue isn't it
they eat it...loving all the flavours
curtis is the most disappointed.. he said it is blue.. not right..... even thought it is caramelised on the outside...

Chloe.. the dan dan noodles.. omg I dont care how good it tastes.. what she did was a crime..it looks dreadful..... they liked the noodles very much...but mincing it.............no one can get their head around it

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