MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

all right so it is Amanda and bros time tonight
Nice Waussies... ha ha you always wanted the nice Waussies...I wasnt sure if there were any
they are making a sort of brown and cream or is it gray whatever... it looks more formal than I expected

so shopping
the actors ( whoops spoiler) loudmouthed twits are thinking hamburgers
Pirate stash think it will be interesting

they think it is a high risk menu
entre crocodile with spicy plum sauce ... YUMMO
main Pork belly with braised Fennel Mashed potato and Juniper sauce

dessert Sunny side up toast

[Mistyavalon]

crocodile is causing comments... Pinks chicken of the sea,, is it really necessary.. sweetie I love ya... dont make me cross
hosties are cool with it
colm and lover.. she is freaking out..I so need a nickname for these two// clovers for now
Peruvians pains know all about it and how to cook it changed it from princesses to pains

waussies want to make everything from scratch

[Mistyavalon]

so we are cooking
sunny side up toast.... brioche bun with something in the middle that looks like a fried egg
pansies have no idea but have to be rude
pains have no idea either but that doesn't stop them waffling.. oh they like it...

I love pork belly myself... he is doing it like you would a leg of pork... drying and scoring and salting it and then putting it in the fridge to draw out more moisture

these two get along well and stir the hell out of eacother..eg sisters are for providing girlfriends... so hilarious
so it is time for the guests.. oh joy oh bliss

[Mistyavalon]

people have dressed well... but bro... oh dear is he playing a homey . that hat....
the pansies look pretty ordinary as do the loudmouthed twits

so meet and greet and down to the restaurant... it is impressive
I cant get the name proudyshaw or something silly

fiz is opened and poured....
they discuss what they expect ...high expectations and lmtwit makes a rude comment "whatever"
clover has a go... snickering and whispering is so rude. Last night all ou did was be so rude and now you are at i again
potatoes and varieties are mentioned and then lmtwits do the speak slowly crap... the pains say well sometimes we do whisper but you guys are giving such a bad vibe to the whole table..well you speak another language ( true that is rude) a comment is made about bitching but I cant get it..... guests laugh and lmtwits looks stunned

[Mistyavalon]

Piratestash tell about the eye patch.... pretty bad to get in the middle of a fight and lose your eye... Lady Hostie is so positive and praises him and so do the pains... lmtwits say nothing for once

PM arrive and greet and off to the restaurant.. menu is read.. PM Manu looks surprised..Pete asks why croc.. well we like dumplings and it is like seafood but not seafood.. ( go figure)
lmtwits say blood is thicker and is better than friends
Pinks we chose eachother....we weren't brought up together..
she says looks like these two have no idea about life

dumplings are progressing in the kitchen..Pete comes to look
filling is looking good.... wrappers are hand made and they look good

[Mistyavalon]

so karito girl clover is refusing to eat it.. she is asked how can you judge it if you cant eat it?... Pains you must show respect at least try it .. but oh no she wont.. he says he will score for both, people are not happy... I am sure she is nice but stubborn and I daresay a bit dumb

pains say they are not keen but will try it
lmtwits snigger and pain then say enough of the laughing.. it is rude.... so I am not good with meat and then they snigger at the obvious gay reference.

you guys are idiots if you keep rubbing people up the wrong way it will affect your scores
LMTwits says we mark on food,,the rest is just fun
then Lady Hostie says no idea how to censor themselves and says you just need to be nice

[Mistyavalon]

entre is served
pains say looks a bit dry
pansies think they made them themselves
even karito says looks good but cant handle the smell

PM eat
Pete calls it a brave move,,it worked well but room for improvement.. not sure f the sauce is the right one

Manu approves dumblings could have been crisper but keep going

so guests pains dry and chewy
Pstash love it
and karito tried it.... and liked it...
hosty.. proud to serve in first class
pansies couldnt taste croc which is good

[Mistyavalon]

pork in oven ..must be checked every 30 secs.. it must not burn
guests discuss the main.. hope for noisy crackling!!!
pansies not mad about pork but agree to try it

they are being silly and making juniper ( gin) sauce oh no the pork is burned.... too much silliness..... some of it is okay
thy go on........ they test a bit.. some parts are more cooked than others...

omg it is true clover are a mail order couple... lmtwits say not sure if he has balls but he has lots of money.. clover goes for it.. I cant repeat your horrible things.. please do say LMTwits.. so they say it again gay male order brides plastic people and so on....

oh we are good with it --it is our opinion and we stand by it and we were right.. pointing at clover

[Mistyavalon]

main is served
pains like the crisp
lmtwits get t he smallest piece and whine
the pansies get the biggest ... how silly

PM eat...
Manu loves the pork.. smile! best crackling in the whole ten years
sizing was an issue
Pete loved his too.. perfect sauce.... perfect pork belly

guests
oh no lmtwits eat before Manu says bon apetit.. scandal
deserts underway
discussed in dining room.... clover boy gets it
lmtwits make stupid remarks
of course pains know all about it
pansies agree with clover
hosties think it is a play on words

[Mistyavalon]

looks like the curds are going well
boys are asked what is it liked to be homeschooled
we liked it
others say they were sheltered
twits say we were brought up to have a back bone
pains say you have no social skills

just because I dont appear sociable doesn't mean we don't know how to work people...oooh
male hosty wished he had shut up!
give us sass back it is healthy and everyone goes oh no
they are asked to apologise but they refuse cos they didnt do anything wrong