MKR 2019

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you seen tonights show yet frocky? I saw the ending but not the rest
missed out by one

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so the pansies
omg their restaurant is gorgeous.. elegant and understated
entre is lamb Shawarma ( omg dont tell frocky but they are using fround spices)
main snapper sayiedieh fish a nd rice
dessert white chocolate schiab muhalabieh milk pudding... oh I cannot imagine anything so vile they are using camel milk.. how on earth do you milk a camel

really the restaurant... it is immaculate black and gold.. amazingly folded napkins

now all goes well in the kitchen until.. the lid for the blender goes missing he covers it with a napkin and blends there is a funny noise... the lid is in the blender.... the tahini blend is so important.. no time to get to the shops

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there is a piece of plastic in dressing... so sieve it.... finally they get it and do it... it is saved

everyone apart from t he Waussies are dressed to the nines.. he has the cap and an open necked shirt and she is in a nice dress but all you see are her horrible tattos

guests arrive are greeted and nearly pass out when they see the dining room..
18th century mansion.... the flowers are just divine...name of restaurant in English is success

josh said heres to possibly our first fine dining experience. klover flashes.. settle down they are talking silver service

back to the kitchen things going well..... and PM are at the door. greeted and taken to the restaurant

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menus read and approved
when they tell the group that t hey hired a stylist to do the restaurant people are aghast....is this fair asks twits.. oh shut up.... they havent broken any rules
the others said we would have done it... Hosty a business owner hires an accountant... there is nothing to it

now twits say they may have hired a caterer..... twits does anyone else think they have been dishonest..... no one.. he freaks he insists that they probably have had a masterclass.. waussies what if you did too???

Hosty asks what do you want to happen.... he really cant answer

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entre is served
it looks very nice
hosties note that t heir aprons are immaculate do they have two... they laugh
twits call it a dirty kebab.. i bet it tastes bad.

PM eat..... they roll it up
Manu it is beautiful and delicious flavourome texture and so on.. he wants another
Pete perfect in every way

guests eat
so far only good comments...
pains say too much garlic
twits call it perfect, they deserve a ten for this

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Manu visits the kitchen and advises them to change their soovey.... they do testers, so. is Manu right... yes it appears so

fights.... something about good looks twit started it of course waussie girl said she thinks josh is good looking. and she thinks her friend would think so he is flattered...cant blame her of course he says.. he does nothing for me. Klover said she doesnt like goodlooking men, they have nothing inside them

Klover goes on that she would rather be with the ugliest man in the world than you.... poor Ian.... then she says your brother is much better looking ( no) he has the potential.

Hosty politely covers her face.....

but the rice is nowhere near ready.... fish is done and it will continue cooking

waussie girls said she loved the experience of Pinks restaurant.. yes it was an epic fail.. but the critiques were genuine and all of you showed concern for us/// oh shut up josh... she cries at everything

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right the rice is still not cooked... the fish will get cold.. let's hope the rice will warm up the fish

omg... the twits are freaking out... they brought up the mile high club... does it really hapen? sure it does.. lol they are scandalised.. she is way too old to know such things........seriously he said that

main is served guests sense how tense they are

PM eat
I am not impressed with how it looks.. reminiscent of what I imagine slopped up school food tastes.....

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what do they think>
manu liked it very flavourful...too garlicy perhap..... food is overcooked though
oh god twit said he does this all the time... in his restaurant
Pete said rice was the hero... snapper was dry... a good but not great dish

guests pass out when they find out that the dessert has camel milk

Pink enjoy it
twits I hate that I love it
pains whinging about garlic
hosties enjoyed it
klover loved it
waussies he loved it
Joh whinges this is an amateur cooking test.. do we stand a chance against them.. no we dont

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dessert is served
pains custard with a bit of fruit and nuts
twits magically uniform like it was done on a conveyer belt

PM eat
Pete loves it,,,kept it simple
Manu, texture is just sublime

guests eat
pinks a roseflavoured cloud in a bowl... so creamy
twit I would pay for this even at ibbys restaurnt
everyone seems happy
except pains of course too much rosewater
pirates agree a touch too much rosewater
waussie nice but not the sort of dessert we would go for

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scores
twits 8
waussies 8
pinks 8
pains 7
klover 9
hosties 8
pirate stash 6
54 pansies are ropable.. that doesnt add up

Pete entre 10 main 7 dessert 10
Manu 10 8 10

109 one behind the pain