MKR 2019

[Traveler]

I heard that last night's show was a real tongue lashing. Is it true?

[Mistyavalon]

I am going to watch t properly now. I was quite ill last night and kept drifting in and out of sleep...but yes

Misty has a new hate.. the freaking slimy pansies...rommelfart or something/ who cares it is now fart face to me.... Look I am the first to want to put the twits in a box and send them to the bottom of the ocean.. they are obnoxious, loudmouthed fools.. but they score fairly...but the look that stinking fartface gave at each diaster......
It made me want to kick its horrible face in...

I was also quite disappointed with the Pinks boy... they were waiting on t he score to save them from elim....and I thought some of his comments were unnecessary.. it made him sound mean.... sad to hear

look for some agro twards the peurile pansy and farrface... they did very well ( although I thought their meal was pretty crappy) they cook all right. they kept trying to say that we do cook at times, but we dont make a habit of it... we are too buy.. just co we dont cook, doesnt mean we can't... effn liars. looks like the twits may have been right

[Mistyavalon]

restaurant looks like a ww2 bunker.. cans of baked beans.. looking for the shoe phone now!!!! apart from all the silly stuff the table looks nice.

the guests have very mixed views on what t he boys can do.. most of it unhelpful.. right now I am not well enough to let more hate ito my life
entre clam chowder with home made bread............groans... this stuff takes forever to make properly... the way the Bostonians do... till you have tried it there. everything else is fish stew............

mains heartstopper chicken lollipops with mash..... drumsticks on mash to a normal person.. sounds nice enough

dessert lemon curd domes.......... hmmm

[Mistyavalon]

and the wise words of our great frocky come back to haunt us... they have only made the meal is small amounts... josh tells us the same.. so I expect disaster

hmm wish I could get some of those MR bags!!!

they look organised.. they have written all they need to do on boards in 15 minute slots..

mmmm they should have put the butter in the lemon curd at room temperature... they took it straight from the fridge

guests walk.... they have no idea what to epect from the boys'
klover says without the boys it might b epleaant

they arrive at the home... hosty lady calls it a simple family home
there is cat food at the door.. fartface ays I hope we are not eating the cat.. after the crap you served, you shouldn't talk about others host made the same comment

guests are welcomed and taken to the bunker...fartface says it looks like a scene from the movie saw are we the experiment.. you sure are freakazoid

name is armagedden fed.. how ironic/// this will become obvious later

[Mistyavalon]

I am not the greatest cook in the world.. ha ha but I can feed myelf tasty meals.... hell I love cheese and asparagus on toast... you get the idea.... but even I know that the bigger the pot you use the better it cooks.. Josh just poured all the pippies into a large pot.. but nowhere near big enough... his plan is to cook it on high till they open............ I am feeling uneasy

and now the colombian concubine is talking to the table about the twits. just shut up.. go find a dress which covers you up... seriously ever thing it wears has her boobs in our face.... how could we forget that meeting... people laugh.. home schooling is mentioned..... no social skills they atacked too quickly... all that is true but they do score fairly

josh is messing with the pippies adding this and that till he finally has a good fish stock\\

[Mistyavalon]

PM arrive...... greeted and taken to the bunker... Manu doest get the name at firt. male hosty said it is just a bit of paper stuck t o a ladder.. for ten cents more they could have got A3 size... now that was unnecessary

Manu asks what score do you aim for.. to to to.. 100 per cent laughter all round, but they are serious

Josh likes baking so starts on the bread. omg these twits, everyone I know has tried clam chowder of one variety of another.. austin said they wont know what it is....groan

I fear for those pippies.. I am sure they are gonna be overcooked
oh no now he is saying it doesnt take long to cook......... oh good lord... it gains it flavours from long simmering

just as I thought clams are over...........

[Mistyavalon]

now fartface and pansie come under fires... you dont cook but you got such high scores

Pirate say I dont believe you now
Waussies say you must understand how it goes from a nurse to overseeing to tens

they keep tring to weael out of it... we feel we have been lied to say the pains...look we know that you can cook and that is it
and then ibby said i wish I had not told you.. I am sure we would have scored more.... well I dunno... but seriously their menu did not appeal to me

boys adding cream to soup....bread rolls not doing very well...

[Frocky]

and the wise words of our great frocky come back to haunt us... they have only made the meal is small amounts... josh tells us the same.. so I expect disaster

hmm wish I could get some of those MR bags

I’m getting a bit predictable aren’t I? They have had all year to practice cooking that meal for a crowd. Wtf? Mind you, having said that, I think the powers that be actually choose what they want you to cook on the night from the repertoire that you have to submit to qualify for the show. I remember a few seasons ago they told the Greeks to deconstruct the moussaka, then they copped it for deconstusting it. Pfft and pfft over and over again.

I think you should be able to get those MKR bags at Coles.

[Frocky]

I was under the impression that a chowder was thick and is actually served in a scooped out bread cob which acts as a bowl.

[Mistyavalon]

I want a bag I just dont want to buy one lol
you can have chowder like that in the bread... but I am oldfashioned.. I enjoy it in fine china and silver spoons....

and frocky even if they are told what too cook, they should be o much more expert at it