MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

guests were not impressed with entre
pains just do not get chook and mash... mmmmmmmmm
Austin is not keen n the frenching either.. good for small dinner parties
but

then to the table the Llamas and and spitting.. of course that is why they named them josh and austin... then they do a series of silly laughs

back to whining in the kitch.. so much to do.. stop whining... jut do it...why none of this was done earlier is beyond me

Lady Hosty asks what do people think is happening in the kitchen.. why is it taking so long... Waussies go to find out...chook is still raw and unrubbed,,,,and in a way too small baking dish ( covers frocky's ears) I would put it all in the microwave to get it started and then into the oven

guests are dismayed at the Waussies report

[Mistyavalon]

chook finally in oven but the baking dish is way too small
the decide to add some snow pea for crunch

guests want to break into the rations... hosty goes through the list... I could make a ban and tomato salad... people look for a can opener.. er whatever it is will be gassy.............

now making the garlic mash... fries up garlic and then stirs it into the mash.... um it is a bit gluey

chook still not done.. their oven is not up to the task
josh wants to throw up.. Austin says take three mins and rest

a riot in the bunker where is our food
now they take the chook to the bbq.... it is warmer. and they c an hear th e noise from the bunker

[Mistyavalon]

chook looks good.. out of bbq and recoated and plated
main is served

it looks fine to me.. but I love roast chook and mash
Josh apologises for the delay fart face I am not buying it it is coming from a place to make him feel better

Manu is so so disappointed. you have sat around the table telling everyone how bad their food is.. and look what you serve...dont look at me like that... he says Josh said some drivel, you said you wanted honesty and food we eat.. he tapers off

Manu chicken and mash... spuds raw garlic and hardly any cream.. it is ridiculous

Pete I lost my appetite hours ago.... the only nice thing is a bit of heat in the sauce

Manu said I am going home if you take too long

no one likes the food but mick is rude unnecesarily so
klover finds raw chook
sauce was nice
my chicken is raw
worst mash potatoes ever

[Mistyavalon]

off to do dessert..... and this seems to be going better......
they did some of it in prep..

guests are not expecting much
if we had been at a real restaurant we would have walked out

the kitchen is calm and they are plating up

dessert is served

[Mistyavalon]

pm eat
Manu says wow.. I feel like two different cooks cooked two diffent dihes.. it looked amazing.. it tastes the way it should but the biscuit is dought

Pete... agrees with Manu// that effn farfacedturd is smirking////

guests eat
mick cant wait to pick on the biscuit
pains thought it was a bit too festy
mick said none of it worked for me.. she said it doesnt suit my palate ..they feel they are safe now,,,so far,,, but now Misty has placed her curse on you..............

[Mistyavalon]

scores
hosties 3
pirates 2
pinks 2
fartfaces 1
pains 3
waussies 2
klover 1
14/70 kick fartface in the face

Pete entre 2 main 1 dessert 4
Manu 4 1 5

31 so they play klover tonight

[Traveler]

Wow! Lots of fireworks going on. How lame for those guys.

[Mistyavalon]

so the elim.......... you know as much as Josh and Austine annoy me....so do klover and fartface and I was pretty pissed off at Pinks comments

I hope twits win through just to annoy everyone

[Mistyavalon]

so klover vs the two stpid kids.. carna stupid kids.. I am pretty sure the boys go,,,
they are asked how could each other improve twit ay no I am not saying anything.. let them cook their way and we will do ours

along comes Colin

guests are new teams from 2nd group this make twits feel good

90 mins for entre klover is scared of time.. colin says much harder than home cooking

twits entee Beetroot and Goats cheese stacks
main Jambalaya and cornbread ( they should give up on bread)
Dessert sweet potato pie with vanilla cream... mmmmmmmm

klover
entre beef empanadas spicy dipping sauce
main Frijoles Colombianos con Arroz bean and rice.. do not stand downwind
dessert lemon slice

[Mistyavalon]

I think I will take twits menu.. if they cook it correctly

klover keeps calling Ian puppy puppy rightly Josh says eh.... Austin should I call you pupply boobshover goes I am ignore you. the hell you are.. rattle em Josh

Austin said Josh do you smell burning yeah klovers chances of winning

and here all the newbies come I can hear a gay voice.. mum and son some blondes... they get into the booze mum and son from some god forsaken part of the world.... he plays football she thinks he is wonderful. Iisa and JOhn.....oh gawd...........

Bianca and a bloke Pat definately not a couple he is her brothers best friend... sure he is gay he calls her cold... the old queen is loving it
always trying to top her.. he hasnt a chance