MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

cakes done ready to bake
he starts on risotto
she makes a dressing for the carpaccio.. ( pity it wasnt beef)
yes they are making the grissini
he starts cleaning the prawns
the grissinis are much bigger than anticipated
guet walk... all guests are dressed in white

guests greeted and taken to restaurant they seem to love it

dear oh dear psychic dont ever underess your component... how hilariour

slaggers start on about the scores... if you aim low..... the rest groan and moan.. here they go again. then slagger says I may have hurt you when I tried to throw out a lifeline and he goes on and on and on.. she sees it as constructive criticim....

slaghag says we need to be serious and Bianca said I am here for fun and then slaghag says well there is the door.......she really did
Bianca and everyone basically tell them to sod off

[Mistyavalon]

so second batch of grissini looking better

PM arrive are greeted and taken to restaurant
menu read Pete asks about t he carpaccio classic or with a twist/ she answers with a twist

then back in kitchen oh no we are not going to have enough stock...we have to make more.... so they start another batch.. running out of chili... not enough... he races off to Coles and she goes with him

[Mistyavalon]

right they are back with chilli
guests dicuss difference between french tartare and Italian carpaccio Manu says they have been copying us for years

then caro goes on it is not really cooking
bianca is not keen.... diseases salmonella. I will try it but I hope it is masked in sauce
slag had says bianca is making a mockery. I do not like the behaviour.. judge the dish for what it is not for their own views

oh no Sal has burned the stock... start again

entres first though/// it is almost ready to go... panic stations

[Mistyavalon]

entre is served
it looks nice
mumis keen and Bianca is freaking.. she is a ain but I get it
PM eat
Manu he ate all of his.... delicious fresh tangy crisp
Pete a risky dish,,but it is wonderful

guests eat
I hear crunch
caro it needs rocket
bianca tries it
son loves it...better than our entre Mum disagrees about the last bit
barman love it
slaghags loved it
Bianca said it is raw meat am I supposed to chew it.. but I want as offended by it as I thought

[Mistyavalon]

Sal is watching the stock like a hawk
oh hell I cannot get excited over cooking risotta
they discuss it at t he table and the different methods...especially with multiple types of seafood
son talks over bianca and she tells him off.. people look stunned.. Caro says I want to say something.... but no I will zip it

still fussing over risotto in kitchen

[Mistyavalon]

and they are still cooking

YAAwN

right it is all in ...time to plate up

main is served
I dunno I just cant stand that sort of food

PM get to eat
bianca doesnt eat mussels either
cricketers really keen
Manu very ballsy....but absolutely unbelievable... just cooked so it is plump and sweet, perhaps a lil more stock
Pete.. perfect.. so much techniqu involved I cant fault it

guests eat
slaf hags love it
caro likes it
cricketers love it
bianca looks at her teeth in the spoon

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slag hags take some plates out and go to kitchen to congratulate and then take the damn credit for motivating them

uhoh cakes are burning.... oh dear.. tey dont look good.. but Sal said it isnt burned.. it just looks it.. it caramelises apparently

then apparently Victor is a whiz at accents.. he does a pile and then psychic says can you do me.... wouldnt you like to know.. woo hoo

[Mistyavalon]

dessert is served
look good I just hate cherries
cougar wonders where the magic is

PM eat
Pete said it was lovely and moist.. but it seemed like the cherries where missing.. perhaps a cherry syrup

Manu agrees it is nice.... ike an afternoon tea... nothing magical

bianca goes meh
slags can taste some of the burnt
caro wants to know what t he black was
son says two cakes mine burnt but mum's wasnt

[Mistyavalon]

scoring
slaghags 9
cougars 7
cricketers 8
barmen 9
bitches 7
mum and son 8
tranny & M 8
56-70

Pete entre 10 main 10 dessert 5
Manu entre 10 main 9 dessert 5

105
2nd

Cricketers up next

[Mistyavalon]

okay since they are doing kangaroo for the main I am not blogging the main... of all the food to eat, why it has to be our national animal

I have one of those summer colds and feel like crap... so dont hold your breath