MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

the barmen discuss the duck dish they know all about the sauces
cricketers say they love seeing a duck on the opposition

Caro says I am in charge of plating up dont plate..... they agree not to discuss the namjim....... Caro slaps morons hands away.. stop fiddling with it


Main is served
it looks good too

PM eat
Manu a ballsy dish and then moron opens its hole and admits there is no nam jim on the plate.. Poor caro... why did she have to say it? she tells them what she did..Manu said a good plan B duck was nice and i loved the oyster mushroom char

Pete an improvement good flavour.. great skin

[Mistyavalon]

guests eat
cricketers like it
target130 it is overdone...yawn bland yawn
saussies liked it
barmen praised it on the way to a ten

now dessert
yuck rhubarb and custard and lemon meringue

they are both happy with the dessert accoring to moron anyway
dessert is served bitch says it is a blob on a blob on a torched blob.......

PM eat
Pete liked the rhubarb.. too much lemon curd...nice but not great
Manu iked it all except the meringue... biscuit would have been better

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guests eat
targethag is not impressed
barmen like it
psychic three desserts combined
bitch said it was so tart....... over and over.. a bad dish
the targethags are happy to hear this

scores
target hags 5
jags 4
cricketers 3
bitches 4
barmen 6
mum and son 5
sausies 4
32 beats the target hags


Pete entre 2 main 8 dessert 7
Manu entre 1 main 7 dessert 9

66 which puts them ahead of targethags but still in elim

[Mistyavalon]

all right Caro and moron are up against target130
the first group of contestents are back
moron goes on and on about communicating..........dear oh dear

targethags are very confident
Colin is on hand

90 mins for entre
target hags seared scallops with corn puree and crispy potato
main Lamb cutlets with spiced couscous and pickled onions
dessert chocolate flan they pronounce is flarn.......wankers

Caro and moron
entre swordfish with Agrodolce Sauce
main short ribs with Sesame and Chipotle Sauce
dessert traditional trifle
and along comes Colin

ha ha put and Irish a nd a Serb togethe and you almost have a joke but it aint funny~~~ He helps Caro with the timer

so it is all go in the kitchen...so far moron is behaving..

[Mistyavalon]

oh god just seeing those annoying actors
oh god the weirdo........ slimy cooks designer... are surprised to see them back
they talk about group two.... slimeballs say I wouldnt take any notice
twits call their group a motley crew compared to group two... nothing has c hanged

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moron says they have tasks but are comng together.. effn keep out of the way moron

hells bells I cant remember my nicknames I have the pinks the twits

oh yes there are those ghastly china dolls.. what did I call them.... peruvian princesses and the slimes are the pains.... might change it to slimes.....

[Mistyavalon]

sees a guest in the forum and waves
Colin steps in and changes the order.. I didnt understand a word

at t he table Pete welcomes group one back
all you have to do is taste and score....
pete says the group is incredibly strong.....they scored so much higher than you did

moron is upset with Colin.. Caro listens and agrees
moron starts arguing about the dessert// Colin said just remember the real team might go home.... listen you moron

table goes through the menus princesses dont eat trifle.. oh shut up
the tabe feels Caro and moron might have a better menu

Colin asks targets why are you doing the scallops now... leave them till later.. he tears his hair out

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target nearly burn the place down but like the scallops

Caro plate and shoos moron out of the way

scllops look great
not so sure about the swordfish

and that is that

entres are ready to go

[Mistyavalon]

swordfish up first
princess bag calls it sloppy
pirate stash disagree they love it
then the scallops
Everyone eats at once

swordfish perfectly cooked Pink loves the citrus
slimes do not like it at all..he took one bite... basically called it like a dish rag
stash like the scallops too
princesses call it chewy
Hosties enjoy the corn puree
waussies scallops underseasoned

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onto the main

seriously pickled onions>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

oh god moro works on custard for dessert.... do not let it split
targets searing lamb ..want it crispy but not overcooked

moron said the jelly is not setting.. it is like water....

Colin checks the main.... meat is good
and the jelly.. Caro says relax why didn't it set... adds more gelatin

guests discuss lamb how will they do it.. will it be rested

and the ribs.... sort of hoping it is pick up in your hands

moron makes a sauce for the ribs
targets lamb looks okay

moron plate up some stuff. Caro yells at her as moron nearly burns the kitchen down... Colin puts a stop to it.... Caro tries to ignore the whole thing

Caro is plating stuff that is ready... the fat is staying on says Caro moron argues... Caro looks like she will kill her..... and moron argues.. just effn shut up you mental retard...do you want to eff up more dishes?