MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

I have no idea who won that one... Colin comes over and puts out the fire.. Caro is over it and ignores it

Caro is waiting for the meat and retard is still arguing.. far out fool i like the fat... stand firm Caro she does and moron gets upset... just shut up moron

[Mistyavalon]

so mains are out
Caros looks so much better moron is still goig on
gests seem to prefer Caros too

everyone eats no one likes the lamb.... fat unrendered

most seem to like Caros except for princesses...who wont blog it
wankers,
Waussie liked the lamb idiots slimes really hated it

[Mistyavalon]

so dessert
targets are confident

now Caro.... has the moron got the jelly set yet,,,yes bt the custard i not properly set.. it is bloody awful moron goes on and on it is fine make another batch moron and the fool is arguing... I want to slap her so hard.......

guests are keen for lots of alcohol in the trifle and are arguing about the flan....

colin hovers over the trifle
the flans are all right... not perfect a few dents..... Colin tells them to try it.... not so good

[Mistyavalon]

desserts are served
trifle is huge and targets are small and petite princesses are slagging the trifle something about the jelly......

now the flan pinks love it

PM eat the trifle
twits play with it
princesses say it is horrible and dont want to eat it
people like the flan .. if that damn moron has got Caro out...... no wonder none of her friends wanted to play

[Mistyavalon]

scores
they dont give out all the scores

targets
Pete entre 7 main 5 dessert 6
Manu entre 7 main 6 dessert 6

guests teams 45-70 total 82

Caro and m
Pete entre 7 main 7 dessert 2
Manu entre 7 main 7 dessert2
guest 37
69

thank moron for this..... from wo to go you caused this loss... you stupid hateful twit

[Mistyavalon]

the two groups meet
twits are right on the stupidity metre they look they they are on the top model catalogue
bitches hate twits on sight...you guys wouldnt even make to model catalogue

two rounds
first replicate a dish looks like something heston came up with,,, some kid from a previous season.. looks good but not perfect

one team from each group does round one.. losers the 2nd round all cook

they go through the recipe and try and find the people effn princesses say we havent done venison we can't do it... Mick and Jodi Anne go for it twits are upset

Matt and luke cricketers.........

two of the weaker teams

[Mistyavalon]

they got picked cos both have done game meats

oh go Mick mustard mousse with gelatin... youck

cricketers keen to make a good sauce.. original dish was lacking

slimeballs are being so critical..... what a crock, why arent you up there?

now the sauce for Pinks seems to be just butter.... twits and slimes are very critical.....

[Mistyavalon]

Colin steps up.. is butter a sauce in your house
slimeballs snigger....
Pinks try stuff...when they cut it... still raw oven at wrog temp... sear it o the outside... I dunno but it looks good to me ha ha hub just said raw bambi....

other group yelling out add the pan juices to sauce and it splits.

panic stations all around as they plate.. ad helpfully Colin says one team is about to send a whole group to elimination

cricketers have no sauce

okay one will win and the other will doom their team

[Mistyavalon]

so Colin and Pete eat

it is very close they say...

cricketers win

Pinks burst into tears and their group has to cook to save their lives

welll all the whiners have no one to blame but themselves

[Frocky]

they got picked cos both have done game meats

oh go Mick mustard mousse with gelatin... youck

cricketers keen to make a good sauce.. original dish was lacking

slimeballs are being so critical..... what a crock, why arent you up there?

now the sauce for Pinks seems to be just butter.... twits and slimes are very critical.....

I would have thought the strongest team would have been chosen. Also I’m surprised the mum/son team haven’t cooked venison. There is a venison farm in the Margaret River region. I’ve never been successful at cooking duck, my venison was not bad but nothing to write home about.