MKR 2019

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they go get it but no one is impressed with it
twits call the only American thing about it was that it was a violation of food

undercooked say guests... really it should have been a very simple dish

Mason Nachos..... Shannon hover as they plate.. it goes to Judges
to be honest i am not impressed with the look of it
Pete and Colin could be a big crowd favourite. even the prlncesses like it josh calls it the white persons version of a cultural dish favourless
guests seem to like it

now bitches waffles and chook... and some stuff on side
hmmmm... Colin loves it a bit doughy say princesses Waussies he likes it
mick calls it a fail Matt an lukes are preferred
Guests are sort of drawn to it

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then the barmen's borbon and apple crumble arrives
even twit seems impressed
fun and sophisticated says Pete
Waussie girl not impressed
slimes really enjoy it
waussie boy loves it

guests too

now Jags//// oh dear.. from the oven... not a good idea.. dish looks good though
Pete a bit doughy
pricesses want a steak knife
waussie boy tastes like a packet mix
guests are okay

and that is that

people start scoring
Cricketers oh dear off to hospital thumb really hurting

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so group two gets judged
everyone in the same room..poor buggers

group one is asked about the standard two s ay what dishes they liked
princesses were expectiong much more
twit says you guys were so arrogant.... about y our cooking and how much better you were. he says the best dish of the day was humble pie, you didin't cook it you ate it

Pete and Colin take over
they both liked the cricketers dish'

Saussies... needed salt bread was wrong.... chips not so good...
but the sauce was great

bitches waffles ok says Colin but sugary chicken is no good. Pete interesting.. not my style..savoury a nd sweet no...

Mason got good reviews... not excellent.... well nachos.. I love i.. but this didint look like it

target130... forgetting the avoado... not good.. not good in a croissant
think about your food and eat it as a whole before you serve
Coli ranch okay and fries okay too

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Jags oh dear Pete pulls it apart.. we got everything we dislike. Colin way too doughy,,but it may appeal to the crowd

Barmen this was a great dish...everyone loved it even though no one was going wow, when we ate it.... Pate I cant fault it It is my dish of the day
Colin agrees....good on em

public also voted for Barmen

so who is up for elim? Sadly the Jags are facing elim.

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tonight Group two get their revenge...I hope the twits stuff it all up....
or the smellies or even the bitches the princesses and targets/ lol
so what is the challenge?

They are at Bondi Beach... the surf club......
run a popup cafe and serve brunch
same rules people's choice, Pete and Colins best dish and least favoured go to elim

psychic jags says she feels that the Waussies will be the worst
chef Guy Turlin of Bondi Harvest.

He said it isnt as easy as it sounds.. go for flavour, dont overdo....

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they are sent off to get their food... oof to Coles.... I hear avocado and eggs
I hear talk of healthy food.. I dunno but that is the last thing I want.... I can make that at home

Pirate Stash and making a choc peanut butter protein bowl.. er healthy? no way.... sounds good.

Chef appears.... and checks on em.. he appears happy with what they are doing.. make sure you are ready and dont burn the canola!!!!

group two arrives at t he restaurant with expectations of what t hey want Colin wants a dish that he will remember at dinner

they say that group one have no idea bitches hope it is a disaster

Waussies are doing a quinoa Breakfast bowl..... poke bowl inspired.. fried eggs hummus beetreet avocado... they love it

Slimes.... white choc how vile.. chef appears... lemon and white chocolate baked pancake with sour cherry saue.... how vile....... that is disgusting Chef said it sounds ballanced but there is a lot to do...their pancakes are no simple nor traditional

now the twits.... waffle blt with a fried egg and Carribbean slaw.......... um........ crispy bacon how vile.....

Cricketers are interested to see how they go... they found twits and others to be rather rude. bitch says wel yes they were expecting cos we are better

Colin asks are you gonna be harsh.. for sure say target130 cos of how harsh they were to us

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princesses Smoked Salmon Tostada with Mexican salad..... hmmmm
could be nice i hear sour cream and look interested.

Pinks Savoury french toast bacon tomato and mushroom.. damn they are crisping the bacon.... this might be nie.. they hope to get people;s choice

Chef comes to Waussies..... Guy listens... there are an awful lot of elements

Menu is scanned by group two.... Barmen fear for Waussies.. a lot of work

bitches are calling the food lunch not brunch....

Pirate Stash really happy with peanut butter

princesses just rattling on

Pinks are feeling good

Guy helps Waussies reduce the liquid

slimes really excited about cherry sauce... blah.... they know the batter must be perfect

what are the twits up to..... fold not mix..... and lumps oh go figure.. it looks awful. Saussies trying to keep an open mind bitches expect t he bare minumum... batter is lumpy... yuck.... Guy tels them fix it.... other twit feels bad for doig it.. go figure

group two not too sure about the pinks savoury Frech toast... trying to be fair...as the pinks are popular

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everyone is working away... no disasters for the Waussies... or so they say

Pete talks to guy.. the messy benches are a real worry though he said. how are the twits going..... basically a fail at this stage he says..not sure of the elements will all be there.... oooh god the mess they make puttig the dough.batter into waffle iron

slimes are just so happy....bah they want people's choice

group two not so sure about baked pancakes.. might be more strategic though

ten min call

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so twits burning the waffles,,,try again and it looks just as messy
and it burns again..... seriously you should see the mess!!!

anyway orders are coming in

more burned waffles....... can the heat be turned down.....

slimes are happy... looks bloody awful to me but i am ot ito desserts ike that

finally the waffles are good...start cooking the eggs

princesses dish looks okay..... for lunch maybe.... too healthy for brinh

it goes to PM and they are loving it
target130 not enough seasoning. Everyone else loves it
guests love it

now pinks French toast.. looks all right to me... here it comes
not so sure about t he raisin bread..... I actually like raisin toast with savoury... but no one else does..... target 130 call it a miss

one of the guests didint like the raisin bread

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twits are up next and they forgot the fried egg
they want to be forgiven ha ha ha..... Pete wants the egg.... Colin likes the dish too
target130 hate it of course, barmen love it ma thought the waffle was cake mix liked the rest

guests liked the waffle but not the salad.

slimes...... people think it looks good.. Colin and pete love the flavour and the texture.... bloody delicious most of the table love it.. even the jags.. good on em Sal loves it.

guests love it too

now Pirate stash it is a big bowl... well received.. now to eat... Colin likes it pete good flavour like a thick smothie.... target130 too much
jags love it

guests really like it too

Waussies out it goes.... psychic screws up her face at it.... there is alot going on Pete and Colin agree.... bitch too ambitious.....

guests.. okay...needed a base