MKR 2019

[Traveler]

It’s been 20 years since I’ve had anything at KFC. Read an article about the stuff they put into foods. Nearly made me lose my dinner.

[Mistyavalon]

Sal is carrying on like a pork chop about how t his round works

now Ibby and slime want it all clean..... not sure how barmen feels
not sure if lat bread is the ideal choice ..lots of garlic though

oh god carrot puree...vile
and now that weird spice in the apple sauce....
oh god all the sugar....

guests and teams talking about the curry
oh lord princesses are on about the bread again...... twits telling her to shut up every glazes

oh shut up about that vile dessert

now Victor annoys slime.... wont talk to him or something.. who cares

[Mistyavalon]

oh trav that was written by big rooster!!!!

[Mistyavalon]

ibby hovers over the mussels
others are hurrying him
righto... after an hour ( ha ha) the damn dish is finally served

princesses whining about the bread and mussel sauce ...too much
PM Pete loves the dish. I could eat it every single night
Manu wants more so well balanced...totally memorable says Pete

[Mistyavalon]

right main and Vic takes over says slimeball

mm it looks okay
the salad is underway
slime is on the dessert again

seriously this is so boring.....

[Mistyavalon]

oh one end of pork belly is burned.... dear oh dear..... will they have enough.... slime is throwing a tantrum cos no-one is answering him..... and he is stuck on dessert.. oh shut up

ibby is sulking too as he feels barmen have taken over

guests discuss what they want... good crackle not chewy crackle
Pat says it is very hard to cook it

barmen try and calm down slimey but he says you do what you do and i will do what I do
and they are out of pork..... ibby threw stuff away at the start and then it got burned.. so it is a very small main

out go the mains to the guests and they say it is more like entre size...but it is a nice meal...

then teams and judges bianca whinges tastes like poo and it smells and i am starving....
mum loves it saussies love it
Pete loves it but where is the rest of it.... would have been a ten if it was main size

Manu agrees and it will cost you points

they discuss it in the kitchen
slime is still whining about making barmans recipe..... but it worked and comes out of the mould and slimes goes up yours and I did it all on my own

[Mistyavalon]

o god they are all talking about this horrible dessert
slime has burned the white choc

they get the food out and scoring starts

the guests are enjoying the food and giving reasonable scores and then they go

final scores
Pinks 7 cricketers 7
Mason 9
Targets 9
Saussies 9
princesses 7
twits 8
bitches 7

entre Manu 10 Pete 10
main manu 7 Pete 8
dessert Manu 8 Pete 9
52-60
guests 63=80
grand total 136

Wed princesses and mason

[Mistyavalon]

masons and princesses// some huge house somewhere..massive kitchen
off they go to set it all up

name of restaurant 2 to Tango

entre bbq king prawns with fennel and chili and lime salsa

main seafood Paella is there enough time???

Dessert chilled lemon souffle,,nothing like any souffle I know no flour no baking all set in fridge Mum learns what madam wants and starts wrapping paper around glasses cos madam has no time

lots of work with this menu

more for me listening to these two.... groans

mum starts on stocks for paella seafood and chook..... a bit exessive.....

[Mistyavalon]

guests arrive and check it all out

then teams arrive and menus are read and back to kitchen

pt says being with andy is my worst nightmare I am boss I don't care what you say I am boss.. lol and he is with Bianca

mum becomes andy's apprentice with dessert... just show me what to do
now mum is charring the fennel on the bbq

chilli is being discussed. some want it others not/ Pat wants a punch in the face with chilli twits.. if they stuff it up it will be due to a clash in the kitchen

mum doing salsa and says enough chilli// andy wants more... here we go

a guest s worried about all t he chilli another agrees

[Mistyavalon]

teams talk about who is running the kitchen. One says John the others seem to think Andy

they talk a bout how it works in restaurants ///there is a head chef of course bianca I will be the head chef//// twits hope they are not stuck with her omg twits says they are like kids who do whatever they want and no one told them not to!!!!

andy freaks out about the char.. only the bottom leaf was charred. she mutters I give her one job... eff off bitch... these two got the highest scores.. they can cook

then John finds ten glasses of dessert that are empty..... Andy forgot shame