MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

Andy tells Mum to come and serve the entree and off they go
the food does look damn good and the guests like it

now it arrives at the teams and it is impressive.. people ho in... someone says the fennel i insane

then twits call it average.. not what I expect from princesses. others just rubbish it it.. it is lovely

Manu is enjoying it
pete did too

to the Paella... John wants the bottom of the rice to be crisper.. there is a word it sounds like suckerup... he and the skinny princess work together

sausies say they would like to work with Pink
twits say if a beauty pageant t hey want the targets

someone laughs and says they cant cook and then twits ask targets did you like your last two dishes yes.... and then twits go for them.. we didn't.... the table looks quite shocked and fool face has his stupid face on

[Mistyavalon]

omg you should see the sofrito and then they add all this paprika... holy hell and now the rice... stirring it all... now to add the stock
skinny one yells bring the stock whine whinge

now they all try and say paella..... none of em get it right according to my Spanish friends. twits are saying they will get t he texture wrong

John is at the bbq.. the win is driving him mad... it is really hard
others are at the mussels... then princesses freak cos he is stirring the rice.... they don't know the effect the wind has

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he explains about t he wind and how it keeps one side cooler.. so rice has to be stirred

the dish is looking good as they plate and then serve
a few sniffs and then they eat. bitch boy doesn't like the fact that t he mussels were not mixed in.... not enough flavour in the rice, the seafood was good

Manu loved the seafood but not the rice.. the seafood should have made the rice...the rice was almost chalky

Pete agreed.. cook the ingredients in the rice

Princesess take it apart...
okay then it rests on the dessert

souffle is discussed at the table... will it be too tart asks bianca twits go she talks for the sake of it and she tells them to shut up

the dessert is plated and it looks lovely... well if you like that sort of dessert

out it goes

some of the guests really like it!!!

now to the teams.. Pinks it is huge..... oh look biscuit underneath
they all dive into it...slimes say it is good but not as good as ours. Barmen seem to like it Saussies love it mmm coconut in the crumb
even bianca loved it...

[Mistyavalon]

right
Pinks 7
targets 7
twits 7
slimes 7
bitches 7
barmen 7
sausies 7
cricketers 6

how strange the teams who said okay and the ones who loved it all went 7

public average 8 entre 6 main dessert 8 24

Pete loved the entre 9 Manu did too 9
Pete okay dish main 6 Manu 6
Pete good but ratio out 8 Manu 8


grand total 123 way under the slimes and Barmen

next up are
cricketers and bitches

[Mistyavalon]

love old house.... bet it is North Shore somewhere
I think it is what the Yanks call Cape Cod.. but dont hold me to that
so it is the cricketers and the bitches

it is a lovely house and it should be easy to set up a restaurant... several nice rooms
name of open house B and the Three.. good lord
Entre Ricotta and pinenut stuffed zuchini flowers
main Pork ribs with Duck Fat Potatoes and apple and fennel slaw
there is discussion as to who is the boss Pat said not bianca and they slag

Luke gets it.. not sure if bianca knows that

dessert berry cheesecake.. bianca said new and different/// but I hear gelatin gross... Matt asks how much gel and bitch says ten for the second time......oooooooh


bianca says there is a no cricket rule or I will fall asleep

the boys are making t he ribs and bitchboi jumps in and shows them how to make it tighter.. cricketers roll their eyes.. a bit of trust please

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bianca yells at Pat I told you not to put it in... well too bad.. we are a team you just can't do stuff like that

cricketers not happy with cheesecake.. it might be too watery said bitchboi.. others disagree .. more berries. she gets them to taste.. putting mixture into bags so they can pipe it

PM arrive and wonder how they will all get along in the kitchen and the teams do t he team walk to the house..... greeted and taken to restaurant twits says pat has the iq of a three year old and is happy to be here restaurant should be called three men and a baby

the restaurant is lovely they all agree.... the men us read prinnie say it is a pub meal.. ours was fine dining.. paella is not fine dining

[Mistyavalon]

now they are arguing about the mayo... cricketers insist on mild olive oil and the bitches don't want it.. but it tastes good

now there is some argument about the sauce... pat insists it must reduce.... cricketers are losing it.... step away from the sauce

guests like the sound of the entre teams do too except for andy
they plate and bianca says more crumb and they argue the production line sees bianca in the corner. Pat is losing it.. I am the plating nazi for a reason....

holy hell they have em standing up and it looks ridiculous

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entre is served .. guests ho in and seem to like them
teams and PM oh lord why is Pink sniffing it he said they look like the 12 Apostles

everybody but you know who loves it.. do be quiet andy...it is too dry it needs a sauce

manu and pete both like it but say it needs more seasoning

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oh yum spuds in the duck fat.... mmmmmmmm
ribs doing well says Pat
spuds lots of garlic butter and sp and into oven ( never got into roast spuds myself)
guests are keen if they are sticky and meats fall off bone
Pat is on spud watch.... he is good at watching and he is off their backs!!!\

making the slaw and then covering the pork with sauce
spuds ready
pat fussing over heat for ribs

twits say they live on ribs and he wants bbq sauce packed w ith spice.. meat has to fall off

Manu said i have never seen you so excited
target 130 one of em won a rib eating contest...
apparently only yanks can do it properly

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are the ribs ready yes say boys no says Pat
plating up ribs are coated in sauce..... but I think I know what t he yanks are on about

guests eat meat falls off most like it but some say it is safe, no chilli or heat in it

arrives at table twits and targets look at it.... it is sticky but it is not they way they do it...... omg one of the targets think he is keen on her... the thing is to them it is not the yank way

no bbq sauce that they want .. oh well say twits this is what happens when an Aussie cooks it andy says imagine preferring the spuds to the ribs. barman said it is not a glaze my hands are not sticky

slime says and for once I agree piper would have to be blind and deaf to start up a relationship with twits