MKR 2019

[Mistyavalon]

so time to plate
Sal starts slicing the beef.. nice and pink
Sal has the salad out then Lyn takes over with the spuds... she sends them off to slice meat.. Sal is not worried

I think it looks nice myself

out it goes to the guests who are enjoying it
one said too homestyle another wasn't expecting spuds

teams get it

and eat
bianca likes it...the salad part
prinnies say why capsicum
ma said the beef is beautiful son agrees and loves the dressing... perhaps the dish is a bit rushed
oh god bianca said hers is chewed.. do shut up

Pete is not impressed. what is this? this is not you.. a bowl of salad with beef and not dressed or seasoned properly.........
Manu two leaves of salad..... two this two that the dressing was vinegary this is not a competition dish

oh dear, that is harsh....

[Mistyavalon]

poor Sal is gutted as he tells the girls... we all thought it was good
they are very disappointed

Lyn needs a moment.... Sal said we loved it... we are in it together

lets hope pinks get t he main done well.... I am scared.. it is her recipe from scratch
they discuss how easy it is for veal to dry out
no one can figure the sauce bianca has many questions

pinks keep telling Lyn how to roll it.. asparagus in the middle make sure join is at the bottom ...Lyn goes along with it

the saace is too lemony says Lyn and Sal.... no no it is fine said pinks step away it is my dish and will be fine

[Mistyavalon]

okay so mains are served
looks okay
hope the sauce is okay
guest enjoys it carrots are unseasoned spinanch and cheese perfect

now teams get it
most look impressed.. twits say something stupid sounds like this is your ovaries when you smoke.. surely not

people eat cricketers enjoy it
mum loves it
barmen loving it
son enjoys it
omg princesses enjoy it

Manu sighs much better..... he cannot pronounce ricotta ricketer ha ha... love it
Pete loved the filling and the vegies but veal overcooked

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Manu asks Lyn is she is all right she is crying she says she is Mum is worried for her.. twits say it is crocodile tears for votes

onto the dessert

oh no one of the pots is smoking... oh a placemat is stuck on the pot

table targets say it is harder to do well at the end. twits have insulted so many people that they want them gone and we may suffer because of it. people wont care about the food

woo hoo!!!!

we are best suited to be with them.. we have kids ourselves
look we will vote on food twits say
slime how is that any different from being nasty don't be such a turd slime
then twits say to slime you have no integrity you have nothing to say

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twits say you choose to be offended
then all hell breaks loose princesses call them psychopaths
he counters psycopaths cant function in society
and she goes on and on you are psychopaths .. say you are sorry
they refuse

not sure about the dessert.. pinks keep saying more vanilla... hmmm

table discuss it.... they have expectations

twits i would be excited if i was 8

dumplings are done and are tasted.... they are happy

out they go to the guests.... omg and that is the best just like nana used to make

to the table
and they eat
some too sweet
dumpling undercooked said ma
princesses just go on and on about sugar
bianca said it is caramel and apple it is gonna be sweet

[Mistyavalon]

guests scoring now
hearing mixed comments

now the table
bitches 4 drop dead
barmen 5 shame
slimes 5 creeps
twits 5
targets 4 old hags
mason! 5 shame
cricketers 4 mean!
princesses 5 bags
37

guests average score entre 5 main 6 dessert 6

judges
Pete entre 1 main 5 dessert 2
Manu entre 2 main 7 dessert 3
20
total 74 now that is just downright mean.....

[Mistyavalon]

old hags and young brats tomorrow
bianca is really happy
cricketers say we are sorry for you.... eff off

[Mistyavalon]

okay today we have the twits and the targets

lord above
targets say tey are mothering twits
twits say i it were a b eauty contest it would be okay
neither are keen!!

slimes say it will be chaos

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teits say we will shut up we have to get through this with t he worst cooks... they agree to let Piper lead... but really they are only pretending
bianca has it sussed....

restaurant is Honestly Good cos you guys are honest and we are good

so the menu

entre Jerusalem artichoke and white mushroom soup and black truffle... not sure about the jerusalem articoke..... all sorts of mushrooms and they are gonna pickle one of them.. twits not impressed ..me neither

two stocks for the soup.. Josh overseeing them so they are not atery

main Spiced venison with Red Wine Sauce and Roasted sweet potatoes

dessert choc brownie... some silly thing with chunks of choc in it NOONE is impressed

they try and suggest it is too sweet but she cant be told...
twits are worried that one bad dish will send them to elim

the stock tastes like hot water to the twits

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PM and guests arrive//everyone is impressed with the house.. targets are out there serving wine and chatting

teams arrive...... princesses two of the worst t eams cooking together
slimes have no idea what to expect
oh my god the table on the balcony is wonderful,,what a glorious view

so the menu is read...bianca goes ugh at venison and princesses turn their noses up at brownies

no one thinks these two teams will work well