MKR 2019

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plating up
omg I hope dickless hasnt effed it up

somehow slimes have fish ready

time is up

judges get it
Liz nods in pleasure
they try the slimes first
liz said so goood guy perfectly cooked karen divine heavenly best piece of fish in ten years
Manu loves it... Liz calls it perfect damn it all

prins love it and so do cricketers

now the osso bucco
guy goes mmmmmmm
Karen and Pete love the bone marrow
Manu wants the sauce and guy agrees .. not enough sauce.. a bit overcooked
pat fucked up the polenta by taking it from bianca

Colin said i want t o eat it with a spoon not a fork

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dessert.. slimes are whining
bitches
that zablionie with roasted pear will pat fuck bianca over again
yes he is yelling at the way she puts pears in the oven and she yells back and he said don't yell at me I am stressed. i would belt the hell out of his seriously...... and now he wants them out and she wants them longer and he said you do this every time and he will not be told. I reckon the slimes have paid him to fuck her over

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judges get the food
i am calling it for the slimes cos poofter pat did the dirty on Bianca

they start on the pears
hard to cut .. bianca told you... would you listen....but guy likes it anyway
Liz agrees pears undercooked

now they try the slimes
table is divided
liz and guy like it
manu syrup has too much salt
karen it is a bit jarry
Colin makes faces
Pete says we will have to disagree

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judges
bitches first
shut t he fuck up pat... you are a turd
Karen 7
guy 7
liz 7
colin 7
manu 7
pete 7
42

slimes

Karen 8
guy 8
Liz 9
colin 7
Pete 8
Manu 8

slimes go through

pat pooftered poor Bianca///// kick him in the balls hon

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Warning this comp is playing up but when I tried to connect the new comp it will not connect to the internet. i have no idea why the two other comps using the same router and cables work... but not the new one..............grrrr so if I crash out... sorry nothing i can do

Andy and Ruby
Tuna Wonton Cones
Seco de Carne
Tocino del Cielo

Matt and Luke
Kangaroo tartare
Pappardelle with lamb ragu
Chocolate tart

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not happy with cricketers..

prins just wont shut up typical peruvian food they say.. but it is japanese. I think they think too much of themselves. "We have introduced a whole world of ingredients people have never heard of"

That cracker dough looks so thin.....should end up nice and crisp. Andy is struggling to get the cones out and has broken at least 1

boys plating
prins taking forever manu urges them on
slimes make nasty comments about cricketers flying under the radar

The dough for the boys tart looks very thin

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the boys suddenly realise that they have used the wrong flour for the dessert ..they did it early so the ganache would set properly

so out they go

they start on cricketers
Colin says it is a great way to start.
Great respect for the meat. Seasoned well. Guy
A considered dish.
Liz Used ingredients intelligently.
Pete Attractive dish that makes you go wow

slimes like it too..

now prins
Karen says it looks pressured
liz likes it
Guy great elements good start
Mau loves that you pick it up and crunch
karen is not impressed with presentation

slimes say more chilli

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onto mains boys whining about the wrong flour
lamb ragout is looking good

girls happy too.... raving about the stew and all the flavours

boys tart is working...

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h aha they call it semi freddo fraydo boys

slimes says stew is boring and unappetising what rot a good stew on a cold day is lovely

cricketers concentrating on the sauce

time is up

out to judges

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they try the pasta first
mmm
liz it is incredible..it looks simple but it isn't
guy so sticky and it works
Colin notes it has been cooked on the bone

now the stew
mmmm
karen said it is really complex
manu it smells amazing i love it
Pete loves the complexity of spice too

slimes say hoe it tastes better than it looks .. the like the taste but call it home cooking