Masterchef 2018

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue May 29, 2018 6:05 pm

so Gordon sets the task
they have to copy him as he makes a marron ravioli... mmmmm
shellfish vinagarette.......mmmm

taste the stock needs salt
place 2nd bowl into freezer
275 gms of flour to make the pasta add s alt and season flour into bowl 2 whole eggs a nd 3 egg yolks teaspn saffron into yolks touch of olive oil into yolks and lightly whisk...add to flour in t he food processor..... should be nice and doughy

model michelle has cut herself medic

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue May 29, 2018 6:18 pm

poor michelle has to try and keep up and of course she can't not fair really... she should be able to have a sub.. she needs to start again as she has bled into it.... I really think this is unfair

marron goes into pot
take shallots peel and chop and a mirror qwa ( sp) Ben trying to keep up add fennel tops caramelise vegies


Poor michelle

mmmm Gordons pot is full of vegies.. and am starving.. hub said do i want a peanut butter sandwich.........grrrr

take the marron and twist tail take meat out into a b owl heads into bisque do something with tails ha ha I cant keep up.. now the claws take end off pull out....... hmmmm

judges praise how well Ben folllows and keeps up with gordon.. oh poor Chloe is also in trouble with the marron..... how on earth is michelle gonna do it.... so far behind

peanut gallery tell chloe what to do but it is like a deer in the headlights she rushes to gordons to look... she is still having trouble with marron

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue May 29, 2018 6:34 pm

ben keeps trying to help her he will miss what Gordon says he goes over and does it

michelle is close behind

gordon says do small amounts of seasoning as you go... dont wait till end... chloes ignores him

gordon said remove poop shoot and dice it.. then into fridge
now fillet t he fish let the knife do the work... I am crap at this..... hub is good at it.. he loves fiddly messy things... Gordon has a lovely bit of fish a nd is gonna puree it in the food processor........... oh god......... now marron out of fridge into a bowl...now he messes w ith herbs... and lemon.... add the mousse to the marron blend it..Ben's isn't sticking together...
Chloe has it right Michelle feels better Ben adds more mousse Gordon rolls it int three balls

god I am starving... now they sieve the jus or whateve they are calling it

clear t he benches orders gordon
he makes the dough .. rolls it and into machine..... oh just look at what he has done... mm


he cuts out piece and then puts marron onto it.... a bit of butter i think then he shows em how to put em together and i am not even gonna try and explain
cooks spinach for 30secs... gordon does what hub does... sort of throws em into the broth and spins the saucepan...... so it doesn't stick ( all the time I thought he made that up)

mmmmmm now t he claws into w ate for 30 secs... oh no Michelle forgot to take the meat from the shell

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Tue May 29, 2018 7:12 pm

she has a go..... like everyone nothing is perfect... everyone has made some concessions

now the gutzes all try Gordon's dish............mmmm

ben has missed the micro hears and plate is messy he says
Gordon praised him for helping Chloe... it could cost you the win.. why.. I can't let a teammate down he said
so Gordon said it looks lovely... beautiful pasta... maybe sauce needs a touch more reduction
I am impressed.... Gutzy makes a hash of cutting it up...mmmmmmmmmmmm they love it... and gordon said the sauce is good too Tick

Now Chloes is not as good.. doesnt look as good either but t he filling is good....off they go.... needs s alt pasta not as good bisque less satisfying than Bens

now Michelle.. damn it she deserves a go... they praise the effort.. you didn't throw the towel in
gutzy there are obvious problems.. then they cut it... oh no it is still raw......that is the same mistake which landed her in last night...so that is that... raw food always loses

bye bye Michelle

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu May 31, 2018 2:56 pm

so this silly immunity pin thingy

three of them fight with a chef for the pins
how is this gonna work I wonder? something silly no doubt

gordon is the mentor
three of you will cook against a chef.. beat the chef you keep the pin
silliest e ver,,, these are amateur cooks oh well
the three chefs are oh come on pronounce the names please.... sheesh
one lady two guys

pick out a knife picks who you cook against
reece and John
Sashi gavin and samira and Jo

75 mins and they pick chefs 60 mins and have no choice of pantry
fruit and vegies they must choose the same and pantry and garden
vegies win.....poor Reece.. what can he turn into a dessert?

he gets vegie flowers and cucumber a sorbet and lemon verbena gordon approves

sashi duck and vegies in curry...naturally what else does he ever cook

Samira pilaf quail etc.. gordon says priotise

reece gets gordon to try t he sorbet mixture yes he loves it
he turns on reece's stove who will not shut up

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu May 31, 2018 3:01 pm

right chefs are out and they get told what is happening
vegies must be centre stage

they know what gordon is doing when he hovers and talks.. they ignore him
mmm a lovely mussel dish

now the lady wanted fruit too.. but is using potatoe as cream.. hey dont ask me he sees the fruit and takes it from her.. none at all

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu May 31, 2018 3:10 pm

sheesh it shouldnt matter as long as vegie is hero... she looks at vegie ah ginger hot and spicy for granita

gordon shows samira a new way of boning the quail

mmmm a lovely roast sirloin.... mushies yorkshire pud... gordon tries to stir it up.... but it sounds nice to me

oh no sashi is deconstructing the curry.... cooks the vegies in duxk fat.. mmmmmm
gordon says season and score the fat...and he shows him how...

reece makes up a mousse and will then wrap t he cucumber shavings around it hmmm

she jo is pretty calm and pleased
gordon fusses over Samira

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu May 31, 2018 3:18 pm

gordon tells reece not gonna work you need to get those seeds out o the cucumber... or it will be too wet

try as he might to push the contestents he is totally gob smacked over what Jo is dong.. he keeps saying now if this doesn't work and she laughs at him

he even tells sashi to use a different dish so it looks better

reece is panicing about plating up....

the usual mania too much of this.. too long in the oven and so on

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu May 31, 2018 3:25 pm

final minute and final panic

ooh I see a tomato and a tomato is a fruit

gordon looks at sashi too much less is more

and that is that

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Re: Masterchef 2018

Post by Mistyavalon » Thu May 31, 2018 3:44 pm

the girls are up first
they try samiras first...mmmmm they all love it

now the potato dessert damn it looks fantastic
cravat eats and then laughs in glee
gaz describes the chips they love it


duck and veg and my mums roast
duck first mmmm oooh yumms cravat wanted some more vegies
needed more
the roast where are the vegies ah mushies and leeks they feel that gordon got to whoever it is

next the dessert looks lovely
tomato and shellfish tomato is a fruit

they try the shellfish first....cravat says there is a sense of a fishmarket which spils it and the broth is not favoured

now the dessert.....it looks absolutely gorgeous tastes it too apparently

so....
samira 8 8 and 8
Jo 9 10 and 10 she wins

sashi 7 7 and 6
gavin 6 6 and 5 how effn ridiculous............ seriouly t is is insulting Gordon dis so much for him

now
Reece 9 8 8 now this I agree with the work he put into it
John 7 7 7

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